Womanspeak

1. FINE:
   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the ---- up.
2. Five Minutes:
   If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
   Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing:
   This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead:
   This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!
5. Loud Sigh:
   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. That's Okay:
   This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks:
   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever:
   Is a women's way of saying ---- YOU !
9. Don't worry about it, I got it:
   Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

:lolretty accurate, now if you could please see that every man on earth has a copy, please. Oh, on second thought, Don't worry about it, i got it:lol::lol:

 

You can not use that(--) to substitute a curse word. Clif you broke the rules...


imagine that.

Cute post though.

 

#4:mrgreen:

 

:lol: :lol:

 

Nope. Completely within the rules:

My post neither contained swearing nor any attempts to bypass the language censor.

What makes you think "----" was a curse word?

 

Must be just her dirty mind! :mrgreen:

 

The way it is used in the sentence. Dont try to get around the rules, Clif.

 

^^^regardless....

I thought it was cute and spot-on, Clif!

Frogger

 

All are 100% accurate!

 

Just confirming - Clif is correct.

 

We now have an upper limit to the rule.

 

Don't hate me for being right. :lol:

 

that has been done many times on here lately.

 

Clif,



So I can put ---- off. Eat ----.:lol::lol:


love pattie

Funny how the rules change for the in people. Thats all I have to say.

 

Yes, a loophole!!!

 

I believe that it one of the letters would have been filled in then it would have been a violation. Right now it is just a guess as to what the author had in mind (although not that hard of a guess in this case).

 

That ain't why. Besides, you are right so seldom.

 

the problem is not with substituting the entire word, but substituting letters.

for instance:

"$@#!" (Batman style) is cool (i think)
"----" is cool
"####" "!!!!" "@@@@" "(!@#$%^*-=_+)^(len))" are cool, but putting "$" in the first position of the 4 letter word for poo or "@" in the 1st position of the 3 letter word the previous word sees as its point of origin would be against the rules.

 

No need, we have so many other reasons. (Just Kidding!!:-D )

Snuff