"I haven't seen my daddy in years. But, my mama say he's out racing cars, and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves." "I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special." "The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God." "M'LYNN, YOU JUST MISSED THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! HALF O' CHIQUAPIN PARISH'LL GIVE THEIR EYE-TEETH TO TAKE A WHACK O' OUISER!"
Cool, i knew there had to be another Firefly fanatic on this board - that was one of Fox's biggest mistakes in my opinion and i was really hoping the movie would bring it back but no such luck.
What ticks me off? You see i can take all the murders, the robbery, the assaults, i can even take all the crooked politicans. I can take all that! But what really tickes me off is how someone, like you, can stand there and put ketchup on a hot dog.
"She's prejudiced against Italians. Can you believe that? In this day and age, a Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians!"
It's twue, it's twu! ...... Nowhere special. I've always been meaning to go there. ..... Anybody got a dime? Somebody's got to go back and get s sh*tload of dimes. ........ Can't you see that man is a ni...? "...they said you was hung." "And they was right!"
"They should make pills for this." "She don't mind." "That's extortion!" "No sir, that's good salemanship." "Well, you've got a purple tie. What would go with a purple tie?" "It's not rocket science."
They used to show it on SciFi now and then on the weekends, but haven't seen it lately. One of my all time favorite quotes is "What he have here is a failure to communicate" I've used it alot in life when dealing with people who just can't understand simple instructions. Craig
"As you wish." "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife." "Go easy on him. He’s been mostly dead all day." "Have fun storming the castle." "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours." "Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
And I thought we were the only adults that appreciated the humor behind the laughs. We buy multiple copies to give away to kids who have never seen it. (And tell their parents they they, too, are missing a classic.) The scene between Wesley and Fezzini with the iocaine is hilarious..and the inclusion of the "greatest blunder of all time..never get into a land war in Asia, 2nd only to never go against a Sicilian, when death is on the line...Heh heh heh..thud is a classic. Wallace Shawn, the actor who portrayed Fezzini has self admitted lack of humor, and in interviews has said that he doesn't understand why that scene draws so many laughs. True Love is the greatest thing in the woild, except for a nice MLT. a mutton lettuce and tomato sandwich... With all dead, there's only one thing to do; go through their pockets and look for loose change. I swear the albino reminds me of John Belushi.
