A place for random thoughts....

I like laughing

 

EWW!!!!

 

I ain't starting a whole new thread for this... I just thought it was funny as heck and pretty sad too.:lol::neutral::?:-(

 

What's the difference between a poot and a fart? Just saying the names make you laugh a little.

 

Maybe it was a case of irritable bowel syndrome?

 

these people are just too darn creative! :lol:

 

Guacamole? When we lived in Georgia we were a shelter for damaged Parrots, I tell you it was a long time before I could eat Guacamole again! :shock:

 

A woman "poots" (non fragrant) and a man "farts" (fragrant).

 

Ooookkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARRRRRRRM .....

E-I-E-I-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Girls poot and boys fart! :lol:

 

I don't know, but I can tell ya this; if HG does either of them in the woods, and no one is around, no one hears it. ROTFLMAO! (HG might be the only other person to understand that lol)

 

Unless we're alone... :mrgreen:

 

I might fart every now and again, but at least I don't jack up my butt cheek to do it like DH. :shock:

 

Wow, you guys must have been bored today, this was the stupidest thread i have seen in a long time:lol::lol::lol:

 

15 Foods To Help You Lose
http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/15-foods-to-help-you-lose

2. Beans.
You've probably never heard of cholecystokinin, but it's one of your best weight-loss pals. This digestive hormone is a natural appetite suppressant. So how do you get more cholecystokinin? One way, report researchers at the University of California at Davis, is by eating beans: A study of eight men found that their levels of the hormone (which may work by keeping food in your stomach longer) were twice as high after a meal containing beans than after a low-fiber meal containing rice and dry milk. There's also some evidence that beans keep blood sugar on an even keel, so you can stave off hunger longer. Heart-health bonus: High-fiber beans can lower your cholesterol.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Why are the flags at half mast? I agree that the Virginia Tech tragedy is just that. What puzzles me is that I don't know what the deciding factor is on how the decision is made. We lose Veterans every day, some of whom gave away their youths a long time ago to preserve this nation in WWII, those that followed by serving in Korea, Viet Nam, and all battles since. Within the state of NC, there is quite possibly a student killed once a month, yet one doesn't hear the call for lowering the flag. Certainly, pediatic patients at Duke or UNC pass away from terrible diseases, all the while showing more courage than thought humanly possible in a child. Yet, there is no call or outcry for their death to be recognized.

 

They are half mast on Veterans Day to right?

 

All of my work is complete and the house is spotless! :mrgreen:


can I start drinking now? :lol: