Finish my sentence and so on....

I went to the river...

 

..to do some thinking.

 

brought me a picnic lunch,

 

...and caught nothing but ticks. Now will you pick the ticks off me?

 

I don't do ticks..LOL

 

So i got my husband to pull them off of me and

 

I went on about my day, as I had planned to...

 

Then realized he forgot one. Now I've got one swollen up bigger than a quarter......

 

and he won't even touch it so i called my best friend and she

 

pulled it out with her teeth!

 

This is screaming for...............and then swallowed........but i wont go there.

 

(Ewwww)

In the process of pulling it out she broke a tooth and i found out an hour later she really was not my best friend cause she

 

pulled my fingernail out as well to get back at me for calling her a stubby fingered, little..........

 

Bi*(@..so I went back to the lake....

 

and got into a boat.

 

to ponder my fate. Decide to fish, but the fish weren't biting so...

 

oops this posted the same time my reply did so...
I got into a boat and decided to fish. The fish weren't biting so....

 

I went skinny dipping and......

 

realized that I shouldn't be calling it skinny dipping, when it's more like chunky dunking.......

 

then noticed my clothes were gone.