Finish my sentence and so on....

Sunday morning at Biscuitville where he and his "congregation"....

 

Were trying to pervert...errr......convert people into drinking their own brand of kool-aid when suddenly.....






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the sky turned grey...

 

and a loud voice was heard saying "Ormly if you do not stop it right this minute I am going to come down there and smite your $^%&@ again" .....

 

and ban you from 4042! :lol:

 

Then MissPrissy said now you can't do that he is really . . .

 

Jesus, the best landscaper in the whole central area of North Carolina who is not illegal ....

 

he just got his green card from Wal-Mart along with some nacho cheese

 

which he was going to use in starting his new business called "Nacho Momma" at the gate of the new six flags being built

 

behind Golden Corral in 08. His business crashes and burns because he keeps promoting it on 4042 NOT in the classifieds where it should be. He blames the 4042 crowd for his business failing eventhough he...

 

bad mouthed so many of his potential customers, which was spread by word of mouth to the rest, thus causing the whole problem himself

 

but since he really just had bad gas. He started singing "My Humps" to his morning crowd. But when he started moving his hips like Fergie...

 

who is about 85 lbs since being on weight watchers!

 

He gained unwanted attention from gay illegals looking for a new backup singer for their boy band...But..

 

before he could protest Britney spears came in and said shave your heads too and follow me to...

 

The Rainbow lounge and experimental center in the basement of Four Corners bar and restaurant. Located in Chapel Hill.

 

but on the way there, they had a flat tire! Darn! But fortunately a camoflauged VW beetle stopped to help and wouldn't you know it....

 

Obama Bin Laden.....:lol:......jumps out and declares a Jihad against all gay boy bands and radical Republicans and presses the button on his remote detonator when......






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out of no where HG blows that ...(beep) away and gets the reward for killing him deader than a door nail. She takes the money and buys....

 

The Miller Brewing Company and decides to . . .