I wish I knew who his wife was!

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by JenniferK, May 14, 2007.

  1. JenniferK

    JenniferK Well-Known Member

    Cause stuff like this just IRKS me!!


    http://4042.appcomm.net/cgi-bin/404...play_db_button=on&db_id=61598&query=retrieval



    MWM seeks women for NSA fun!!
    Categories: Personals No
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    I am in the Clayton-Raleigh area. I am married and seeking a lady (married a plus) for ocassional discreet daytime fun. Friends with Benefits....No Strings Attached......I am 35...fit and you'll be pleased......Email me soon or IM me on Yahoo....raleighlicker
     
  2. PirateGirl

    PirateGirl Well-Known Member

    What a jerk...
     
  3. KellBell

    KellBell Well-Known Member

    I mean seriously.....but what's even worse, is that he will get responses.
     
  4. God'schild

    God'schild Well-Known Member

    Makes ya kinda wanna respond to him and TELL THE JERK OFF!!!!:x :twisted:
     
  5. kookookacho

    kookookacho Well-Known Member

    Wouldn't it be wonderful Karma if his own wife responded to the ad! That would be brutal justice! ;)
     
  6. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest

    One can only hope! :lol:
     
  7. Hught

    Hught Well-Known Member

    Didn't they write a song about that once, some sappy thing about walking on a beach?
     
  8. peppercorns

    peppercorns Well-Known Member

    hmmmmm daytime - that means he doesn't work....and his wife does
     
  9. kaci

    kaci Well-Known Member

    Wasn't it something about Pina Coladas too?
     
  10. Southernborn

    Southernborn Well-Known Member

    someone should reply they are interested, get his pics, name, etc. and then post them on here!
     
  11. Southernborn

    Southernborn Well-Known Member


    Or..he works in the area and can take long lunches, or works second shift
     
  12. Hught

    Hught Well-Known Member

    Yep thats the one I was thinking of, now I won't be able to shake the damn thing all day! I hope his wife does find out.

    Once had an employee working the third shift not come in one night, he left a message that he was ill. His wife called before I saw his excuse and asked to see him, I told her he did not show up for work. He did not have a job or wife for very long after that.
     
  13. peppercorns

    peppercorns Well-Known Member

    ^ Evil sreak coming out


    hee hee
     
  14. WillSpanker

    WillSpanker Well-Known Member

    You're probably right,more than likely it'll be a female poster off here;) :lol:
     
  15. kaci

    kaci Well-Known Member

    Just for you Hught:lol::lol:

    [SIZE=+1]Escape (The Pina Colada Song)[/SIZE]
    (Rupert Holmes)

    I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
    Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
    So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
    And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

    "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
    If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
    I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

    I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
    But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
    So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
    And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

    "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
    At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

    So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
    I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
    It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
    And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

    "That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
    If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
    You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

    "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
    If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
    You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."
     
  16. ServerSnapper

    ServerSnapper Well-Known Member

    It aint me. I am 38, Ugly, missing teeth, and have a skullet.:mrgreen:
     
  17. KellBell

    KellBell Well-Known Member

    and and, the truth of the matter is, he probably could just ask his wife, or act like he is interested.....foolish man. uggghhhhhhh
     
  18. ServerSnapper

    ServerSnapper Well-Known Member

    Well lets be optimistic. Maybe his wife is reallllly out of shape, doesn't shower him with affection, etc... Yes this was rather trolly.:mrgreen: Hate me.
     
  19. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest


    Doesn't matter how bad his wife treats him, he's still MARRIED! And a pig to boot! If he wants to mess around, get a divorce!;)
     
  20. JenniferK

    JenniferK Well-Known Member

    I'm really out of shape and who has time to shower anyone with affection??

    SS-You're being ugly!
     

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