Finish my sentence and so on....

the great state of North Carolina, which will be scattered to...

 

the Big Apple after Geraldo does an in-depth study as to the value of said plastic because

 

Geraldo has nothing better to do with his life. It's his dream to...

 

worry the crap out of Bill O'Reilly on the "Factor" ...

 

or find a willing partner to tango on Dancing with the Stars. Ah, if only he could.....

 

Fart and.......

 

dance at the same time, but since he can't I guess....

 

that's the end of this story.

But later that week while driving down Cleveland School Road i happened to notice

 

that SS can Dance and Fart at the same time. That kid has wicked skilz!! But dang..

 

...he sure is an attention hound! I left him to his own devices and went off to find my ride. Decided it was time to take that long, long trip to...

 

Dorothea Dix Hospitol to pick up some guys with helmets and personality disorders. But hey Why be choosy!!! Since we...

 

know it's closing anyway, they'll be desperate!

So, off to the mountains we go. The mental dude we picked up offered his car for the trip. What an AWESOME Muscle Car! It's a

 

73 Pinto with an in-line four. Mags and a set of wheely bars on the back. Rebel flag on each door and tobacco stains down the side where he spat out the window that doesn't have glass. But man his skullet turn Frogger on!!! He must..

 

take his meds every hour or he'll...

 

expose his true identity...Server Snapper's evil twin brother who was admitted to Dix because....

 

He could fart, dance and type at the same time. SS brought him to one of the 4042 lunches and he.....

 

hooked up with T4T cause she was so hooked on farts, the rest of the gang had a great time and left there to go

 

to find another cheaper & less offensive source of gas way down in...

 

lizard lick nc. That is where....

 

they realized they were lost (never heard of it, sorry) and headed back home to CDH once again where by wonders of this world they actually met SS in person and could not believe...