Finish my sentence and so on....

how nice he was to buy us lunch! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Google Lizard Lick, NC - there's funny stuff there! Please excuse the interruption, now back to the story . . .

 

Then he bought a round of drinks! Not knowing that Kaci's drink of choice is Capt. Morgan, he bought her...

 

a shot of Patrone. She didn't want it so she gave it to JenniferS who quickly drank it down and then...

 

her clothes starting falling off

 

<LMAO, how can you follow that^^^??>

 

But before she was totally nekkid, Blake Shelton




walked in and started singing his hit, 'Tequilla Makes Her Clothes Fall Off'. MP was so excited to see Blake, she knocked over her drink and it spilled onto....

 

SS's lap and he jumped up and knocked over...

 

Jen whose DH was trying to cover her up with a table cloth...

 

except he couldn't find one since CDH doesn't use table cloths so he grabbed...

 

was under the table singing, Kumbya my lord, kumbyaaaaa......(however you spell it)

 

the bar towels and tossed them at her. Kind of resembled the Seven Scarfs dance done in Vegas...

 

...except that the girls in Vegas didn't need bra's with super stretchy bungy cords to keep from injuring innocent bystanders. Just then.......

 

Mini Me came in looking for

 

..some spending money. She was going shopping with Kaci's grandkids and wanted to buy...

 

..those cute little FurReal puppies at Cracker Barrel. Jen & Kaci said...

 

to ask SS for the money, because he was the only one there who had any money left.

 

And t4t has been kicked out of the story. Not before saying, "goodnight, I am going to take a nap". Get me up in a hour because I have to.....

 

clip coupons.:lol:

 

T4T gave some extra coupons to MP. As MP was going through them, she found one for a free Canes Jersey, so she rushed...