Mean parents

give their kids names like this...

What are some REAL names you've heard of that made you shake your heads? I'll start the list and y'all feel free to add to it.

1. Terry Perry

 

Pooty Tang McGhee

 

Moxie Crimefighter (Penn of Penn and Teller) and Fifi-Trixibelle (Bob Geldolf's kid)

 

1. Moon Unit Zappa

Two brothers I went to school with. They weren't twins

2. Joseph Johnathan Melotick

3. Jonathan Joseph Melotick.

Woman I worked with a long time ago

4. Virginia Hamm

 

Dick Hater (I used to work with this man..no lie)

 

Also one of my good friends is Amen Raad (a mean rod is how you say it)

 

Old gal pal in grade school, Tracey Stacy

and I did hear from old friends later down the road, that she named her daughter Casey but I am not sure if she included her maiden name with it.

 

Totally True Names:

Santa Clause, she lives in Easter NC & was a Teacher's Asst.

Candi Kane, went to College w/ her. She could not wait to get married & change her last name, as we all gave her hell about it.

and of Course
Kelly Green... almost, I dated a guy named XXX Green & just could not even consider being known as Kelly Green all my married life... He's a gazillionare now...wonderful!

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Kelly Green doesn't seem so bad now, does it? :mrgreen:

 

Well, it still is not so great.
Word is that the $$$ has been great & Oh Sooo Bad too.

Let's say I do not try to google his phone number... 8)

 

I worked with a woman and they would call her all day over the intercom,,,LOL her name?
Aneeda Dick

 

Robert Robertson. But he went by his first initial and his middle name (which was NOT Robert, thank goodness for him :lol

 

And then there is [SIZE=-1]North Carolina’s Labor Commissioner, Cheri Berry. (When I first moved here, I thought this was a joke.)
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A business man I occationaly work with named Michael Jackson.

 

I grew up with a guy named Scotty Scott

A lady that I work with grew up with a girl named Navy Blue

 

I went to school with a Rich Wacker. He was often called by the familiar Dick. His parents must have been trying some kind of social experiment. There could be no other explanation.

 

there was a guy I went to jr. high with...Broc Li.

 

I went to college with Fonzie Flowers, his best friend was William Williams.

 

I once knew two brothers whose first names were James and Jimmy. The one named James went by Big Jim.

 

Lady in the hospital with me when my daughter was born on Dec. 23, had her son the next day on the 24th and named him...no joke...Santa Claus! Nurses wanted me to name my daughter Noel or Holly but I said no way!