Hey....Let's play a game!

So we all can be confused as to which one to use when...like your and you're!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because the Rooster was chaising her..LOL

Why do we have an Easter bunny instead of Easter chicken, since it lays eggs?

 

Cause they wouldn't be chocolate, and what fun would that be?

How much fun is too much?

 

When the cops show up to break it up or the TV news shows up to cover it.


Why are hot dog buns and hot dog weiners not always packeaged in the same numbers?

 

Cause kids never eat the buns!

Why does Dt. Dr. Pepper taste almost exactly like Regular Dr. Pepper, but Diet Coke taste like fizz water?

 

Because it's not the "Real Thing"...remember the Coke commercial from long ago..."It's the Real Thing" (or am I showing my age here??? LOL)

Does anyone know the way to San Jose? (Again, showing my age here!)

 

Get a plan in RDU and fly through Dallas and you'll be there

Why do we work 5 days a week and only have off 2?

 

Take I-40 until it ends and take a right.


What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

 

Because these folks have not gotten enough support

http://www.fivedayweekend.org/

See above question

 

I always wondered that myself. Not really an answer, but is there one for that.

G105 question this morning. If a girl wears a boobie top, is it wrong for a man to comment? She kinda is asking for it right?

 

that depends, is it an African or European swallow?

 

don't remember but i bet it is in a movie.....wink wink..MPATHG

look i do know stuff!!!

 

Because once they start talking as a child they never shut up.

If you had a choice of knowing if Ghosts exist or who really shot Kennedy which one would you choose?

 

If Ghost exist, because Kennedy is dead either way.

If you could sleep with any celebrity, who would it be?

 

Liv Tyler. ;x


Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the awesomest forum-troll of all? =D

 

Johnny Depp

How much is that doggie in the window?

 

Momma Cass I am sure she is real skinny now.


Who farted?

 

Ofcourse, nevilock, it is you who is the awesomest forum-troll of all. =D


How many times can you compliment yourself in a public forum?

 

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Are you getting lucky tonight?

 

It is in Nevada and other countries.

What time is it?