Hey....Let's play a game!

You mean right now?
(that's Yogi Berra)

Why does that killdeer think the middle of my driveway was a good place to lay her eggs?

 

It was convenient.

What is a killdeer?

 

Who's got the best farmer's tan on 4042? :lol: (me)

 

They lay their eggs on the ground, and if a predator gets too close, they run around acting like they have a broken wing, to distract the predator.

Their call is a high-pitched, two-note sound that some people think sounds like kill-dee or kill-deer, that's where they get their name. And the eggs look very much like the gravel in the driveway.



Is this more information than you wanted to know?

 

Note: It is only legal (but regulated) in certain counties in Nevada where the population is below a certain level.

 

Now I might give you some competition for that!

What's the best cure for procrastination?

 

How long can you wait for an answer?

 

Lie down until the feeling passes.

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

Corporate run around.

Why do we all spend so much time on 4042 besides the fact that we meet so many great friends?

 

To verify that we really want to put that crap in our bodies!

Why do I get so bored when I have to work but am not in front of a client???

 

Because you would be by yourself.

Why do some people smoke and some don't?

 

Addictive personalities!

Why do women who have straight hair pay to have it made curly and women with curly hair pay to have it straightened?

 

Cause some women are never satisfied!


If you could be an animal, what would you be and why?

 

A Homosapien, because I can play on 4042.

If you could be any animal other than an ape spiecies what would it be? Why?

 

since no one answered your question....i have the best farmer's tan.

How do you get rid of those tan lines?

 

A Moose.


Moosen or Meese (as the plural)*?






*dont correct this btw. i know its actually moose.

 

Meese because Ed new his Bass, he just preferred it covered.

Jockeys or briefs?

 

There are other choices than this ...including but not limited to going commando.
Carry on

 

Free balling?:shock::lol:

Sorry, I had to. So the question is, Jockey, briefs,thong, or free balling. For the women, Thong, briefs, granny panties, or nothing.

Why do I come in here and mess things up?

 

For the heck of it! Why do some animals have spots?