> A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley > On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play >together. > > One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began >to sink. > > Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the >farmer for help! > > Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched >and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with >the only tractor. > > Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. > > Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of >rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. > > Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken >arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of >rope the chicken tossed to him. > > After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the >chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, >rescued the horse! > > Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and >the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. > > The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best >Pals. > > A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, >began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! > > The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. > > Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and >he would then lift him out of > the pit > > The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving >his life. > > The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) > > "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up >Chicks" :mrgreen:
Harley jokes How are Harley's and hound dogs alike? They both spend most of their time riding in the back of a pickup truck.
A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get in a fight, who wins? We all do! ________________________________________ What does a Harley and a hemorrhoid have in common? Sooner or later every butt hole gets one.
