Hey....Let's play a game!

No, usually I am wishing that they don't fall.

Why woukd the TSA ban a couple from bringing on board two small rocks they collected on their Honeymoon for fear they might be used as a weapon, but not confiscate my iPod which is probably more deadly in hand to hand combat?

 

Probably because they knew you would call the ACLU for singling you out.

Why do people kick tires when they look at cars?

 

Because they are in shock after looking at the sticker price and don't know what else to do.

Why does Angelina Jolie keep adopting foreign babies instead of American ones?

 

Too difficult to do and takes much much longer to get through the paperwork, if she even qualifies to adopt.

Why is it so easy to dislike those who look different than "us"?

 

(I could give the social psychology essay exam answer, but that would bore everybody to tears, so I'll just say...)

I have no idea.

Why can't you buy E-85 fuel around here?

 

I guess Durham & Pinehurst are too far to go for a fill-up, huh?


Weren't we just wishing for warmer weather a few months ago? How come we're complaining about it now?

 

Because people always want to be comfortable - if you are cold, you yearn for warm, if you're too hot, you wish for it to be cooler....

What is the cure for apathy?

 

I've filled up at Cruiser's a few times. My parents live in Durham, and when I'm there, I fill up with E-85. But most of my driving goes in the other direction. And, with no competition, Cruiser's charges almost as much for E-85 as they charge for regular unleaded. Since it burns a lot quicker, I end up paying more for it. (Sorry, this has nothing to do with the origianl thread. I'l shut up now.)

 

Being competitive in everything and picking a side no matter how boring it might be.

Why does cable TV cost so much?

 

Who cares?

What do you get when you cross a pig with a four iron?

 

Arrested for cruelty to animals.


Why is it that any time someone asks for orange juice, in invariably hear a request for "Orange Jews"?

 

Because they are unhappy with themselves. :lol:

Who has the best fast food French Fries?

 

McDonalds!!!

What is your favorite "old school" dance song?

 

The Beer Barrel Polka!!! (not really but made you think didn't I)


Does fame bring fortune or does fortune bring fame?

 

Yellow means go faster~ :mrgreen:

What's for lunch?

 

Hey, I find fault in everyone (except myself). I don't discriminate.

 

Egg salad sandwich, chips, and a banana.

What's for dinner?

 

the tub o' buttered popcorn, the gallon o' soft drink at the theater...taking C6 to see a movie....and the dinner part is at the snack shop. And the cost seems to be about the same as a regular dinner out, LOL

Red wine and beef vs white wine and beef...is this a law?

 

No, you can drink either without the beef being involved .... (at least most of you can as I cannot due to the migraine wine gives me)

Why DOES it cost so much for a movie? (Tore up a C-note for dinner at a tap house and movie Saturday night)