This was so funny I had to share it. My daughter called me shes been staying with her granny .I asked her if she had been sleeping good because she kept yawning on the phone and she said yes but at night my feet are cold even with socks on mommy so I want you to buy me some of that KY warming jel I see on tv to help keep them warm next time cause grannys house is cold. I told her that was for grownup feet and wouldn't work on her feet, I didn't know what to say .lol
I guess it could have been worse she could have asked about that fresh feeling . I dunno she still left me speechless and in shock a min.
I have two boys, 10 year olds they are.....and boy are the questions getting pretty heated these days. I have hard time answering while trying not to snicker (about body parts and all) :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
SO let me ask you gal's this....as I said mine have started asking me questions about body parts and such, and then they asked me what the word Well, it starts with Master....and so I told them what it meant....they seemed ok with that, after a few giggles, then the next thing out of their mouths was ...."have you ever done it?" so my question is, how do you answer THAT??? I pretended my cell rang..... I am LOL'ing at my desk, as we speak.....
OMG lmao just say I've tried it and change subject quickly. If you say no they will think its a bad thing if you say yes more questions . So just smile say well Ive tried it ask daddy he knows more about it than me. If daddys not in the picture use another male .
Umm...that'd be a hard thing to answer. I don't know if I'd be honest with them or not. I mean do you want to think of your mother doing that? Not me!
No kidding!!! I almost ran off the road.....I mean I want them to be able to ask me anything, but goodness....that one was the hardest one to date....little boys.....
when I explained what it was, the action, I told them it was very, very private, as well as its not something to go blab to all their knucklehead friends. I escaped that one, narrowly :shock:
Best policy. Honesty and brevity. Answer their question, but don't give them more information than they ask for.
That's exactly what I do. I used to go and on, creating more questions....so now, just one word answers if possible, if not, brief. Good rule of thumb. Little Boys...God Love 'Em. :mrgreen:
He works on a boat, I've shaken hands with em once or twice, and I'll tell you about him in about 5 more years.
You mean the guy who puts the minnows on the hooks? Yep, he's so good, he worked himself up to "Master".
I'm glad my boy is little... and he would go straight to his daddy! As for a funny story from the ole kookoo... I can only imagine what was going through my parents minds when little ole me comes walking up to my parents, who were both in the kitchen preparing dinner and ask the most dreaded question... "mama, daddy, what is a P_ _ _ Y (another name for a cat) " all I remember was about a minute of silence and blank stares between them. Then once they gathered their composure they asked me where I heard that word. Me being the honest little girl at the ripe age of 4 told them that my brother who was in his second week of KINDERGARTEN told me I needed to find out for him. :mrgreen: Gotta love the older siblings! They told me it was a cat. :lol:
