So sweet - get a tissue... > The sharing of marriage... > > The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. > > He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing > one half in front of his wife. > > He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two > piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. > > He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup > down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the > people around them were looking over and whispering. > > Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can > afford is one meal for the two of them.' > > As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and > politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man > said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. > > People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a > bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking > turns sipping the drink. > > Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another > meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used > to sharing everything.' > > Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the > napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet > to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' > > > She answered > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'THE TEETH.'
LOL <-- not a lot of jokes make me genuinely laugh out loud while I'm sitting here at home by myself ... this one sure did!!!!
