A place for random thoughts....

Amelia church to guy to 70 to 40 to 440 (exit 301)

 

My other peeve is those that take and exit and ride the right hand lane as fast as they can until they run out of road and then try to squeeze into the lane or decide that people are going too slow and ride the shoulder

 

Exit 319 to 299

 

Good one Clif:lol::lol::lol:

 

Geez Tangy - i hope it is ok and not broke - broken foot and ankle are definitely no fun - call me if you need anything and let me know how you are.

 

You've never seen the "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" signs? Yeah, they're referring to you...

 

Why is there always one person at your place of employment that has to always be right and complains about things that dont even matter?????????? :evil:

 

because they have miserable lives and they think we all must suffer!!!

 

I guess so!!!! And to top it all off I think she is the most "fake" person ever, she preaches one thing and does another!

 

My AC is busted .... *cry*

 

Our hot water heater sprung a leak. :-(

 

2.1'' of rain total!!!

The cows say "Moooooooooo!"

translation=Fresh green grass is so yummy!"

 

Now I have to get out & mow mine! Unless you wanna send the cows over?

 

could this day be any longer?????????

 

You're wrong cowboy......those signs are refering to everyone else.


Craig

 

A Pre Friday Funny.......:mrgreen:

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

He never heard the shot...

 

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings....

The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and prompty slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

 

Today was my Friday!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!!

 

Too funny:lol::lol::lol:

 

Tangy! How are you doing girl???