Funny - R U a Martha of Maxine?

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by bandmom, Jul 26, 2007.

  1. bandmom

    bandmom Well-Known Member

    Are you a Martha or Maxine?

    *Martha's Way*
    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
    ice cream drips.


    *Maxine's Way *
    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
    You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!


    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
    potatoes.

    Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a
    year.

    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the
    dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of
    the cake.

    Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

    If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
    peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
    "fix-me-up."

    If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please
    recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
    and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

    Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
    will keep for weeks.

    Celery? Never heard of it!

    Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
    beautiful glossy finish.

    The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites
    over the crust so I don't.

    Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
    forehead. The throbbing will go away. !

    Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
    They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

    Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future
    use in casseroles and sauces.

    Leftover wine???????????
    HELLO !!!!!!!




    As usual, if you don't forward this to 1 of your friends within the next
    5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.
    Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you?
     
  2. ShrtnSwt

    ShrtnSwt Well-Known Member

    cute :-D
     
  3. froggerplus

    froggerplus Well-Known Member

    I would be 80% Maxine ;) .


    Frogger
     
  4. kookookacho

    kookookacho Well-Known Member

    Yeah I'm all Maxine except for the cake part. I LOVE making cakes and decorating them too. :mrgreen:
     
  5. kaci

    kaci Well-Known Member

  6. WillSpanker

    WillSpanker Well-Known Member

    kookookachoo wrote
    Hey Koo,did you know you were my favorite poster on here:-D
     
  7. kookookacho

    kookookacho Well-Known Member

    "Were" as in past tense? Who took my crown away? What did I do to lose my title? No wait, what in the world did I do to GET the title in the first place. I've never won anything in my life, that is if you don't count the case of the "runs" I won back when I ate that bad Chinese food. :neutral:

    Anyway... I feel honored to amuse!
     
  8. WillSpanker

    WillSpanker Well-Known Member

    Lets just change were to Are and the reason is the following sentence:
    you wrote "I LOVE making cakes ":mrgreen: ummmm,cake
     

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