The most annoying things EVER.....

here ya go SS

Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment vs. in history.
10. Changing the requirements, declaring, "This horse is not dead."
11. Hiring contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
15. Funding a study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16. Purchasing a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declaring the horse is "better, faster and cheaper dead."
18. Forming a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisiting the performance requirements for horses.
20. Saying this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

 

lmao

 

You know I couldn't resist...Clif, you annoy yourself a lot then huh???? LOL :mrgreen: :lol:

 

Excuse me? I have never, in my conscious state, said any particular thread, in and of itself, was base, cheap, inferior, lousy, low-grade, second-rate, bad, defective, flawed, imperfect, substandard, unsatisfactory; deficient, inadequate, insufficient, or otherwise unacceptable.

 

No Clif. Just the people in it. So this Birds for you!!

 

ROFLMFAO.... I <3 SS

 

:shock:

 

ok, this will sound superpicky, but here goes

people who clap like monkeys, ie clapping by hitting their two palms together with the thumbs not held against the fingers, and with the figners relaxed and curved inward. you look like a lowbrow mouth-breathing cro-mag. evolve already

clapping with the fingers of one hand on the palm of the other looks less like a primate and actually makes a louder sound with less effort

it's easier to explain when you can do the visuals

 

I can deal as long as they don't start making seal noises.

 

:mrgreen: I like it!! Perfect rationalization

 

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I needed this so badly today thank you!!!

 

I love you KC you always seem so grounded. You remind me to keep my feet firmly planted. and my focus clear!!!!
Loven ya!!!!

 

I think stupid should hurt!!!!!!
and women should legaly be required to where a bra in public!!!!!
and peoploe who litter. i have gone as far as being in a parking lot when i watched a person dump there ash tray out in the lot i walked up to them scooped up there trash and calmly placed ther garbage on the hood of there car, and stated i dont want it on the ground as much as you dont want it on your car! I know I can be a Beeeoootch! but some things just ****s me off,
and yes i can take care of myself if someone decided to be stupid( Stupid should hurt) I love Life and I love NC and i ABSOLUTLY HATE LITTER BUGS AND STUPID PEOPLE!! well i feel better.
ok i also hate thate people are still waisting water DUHHHH! i want to do smokie burnouts on there lawns!!
Lord Help me!!









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As you and i both know sweetie, can't fix stupid:lol:

 

From another perspective:lol:

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...
not funny... not funny at all !!!

2 . Yelling at me for barking..
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...
stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when
you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's,
We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop
do you ???EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT IT!!​

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Thanks for the laugh. Funny!!!!! #1 and #8.:lol:

 

I have another pet peeve and that is people who can not speak the English language and expect me to be able to understand them! If I moved to your country I'd have to learn your language! Learn ours!

 

People who don't put their store carts in the designated area. And also those who do put them there, but don't take the time to line it up so the next person (me!) has to fix theirs and mine! :mrgreen:

 

Negative people

Driving to RTP or back from...HATE IT :evil:

my husbands singing.....:roll: