Take notes you Chevy and Ford losers!!!

Hey that was back in 88 and I still had my fabulous big hair, tight leggins and head band..what you expect?

 

ok. Caravan.........Challenger. Apples to Apples?

Camaro...Challenger?

Dang girl. I just don't know you any more!!!:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

Well.....I picture myself as a Joe Dirt type a guy!! (only a couple of you have met me. So be quiet!!)

 

Don't get me wrong it's a sharp looking car, but I'm a chevy gal...well when it comes to sports cars. Now if you want to buy me a viper, I'll drive it...LOL

Well, I'm off to the company picnic, chat at you guys tomorrow!

 

Yeah...get the last word in and run!!!:mrgreen: :mrgreen: Just playing wid you yo!!

 

That's too bad SB, I've got a 2000 Caravan I drive daily w/almost 133,000 miles on it, best car I've ever had, although the A/C is on the fritz right now. Normal maintenance for the most part. You must have gotten a lemon like you said. One of the worst ones I ever had was a 97 Taurus SHO, that car would FLY! But it spent just about as much time in the shop as I did driving it. Very aggravating.

 

Oh, but they have remade the dart.....



Only this one has twice the horsepower as the original

Personally I dont care for the new Challenger. It'll prolly sell a gazillion units, but it has no character, style, etc. ESPECIALLY compared to the original. Heck, I even liked the mitsubishi import Challenger....

 

mMMMmmm baraCUda! :mrgreen:

 

How many did they make, 5? The Super Stock mopars can hardly be considered anything other than pure race cars. Calling them a dart is like calling a 62' Pontiac Super Duty a Catalina.

Besides, its not so much fun to tease you when you bring up truly fast darts

 

Girl you crazy yo!!

 

That is simply not funny!!!


Ford

Fix or repair daily

fa%s on race day...(Jeff Gordon would fit in)

Fixed old rusty dodge

frumpy old rag doll

fruity old rabbit dog

Chevrolet...DOn't need to say anything. It's french.

 

First
On
Race
Day

 

Pick your poison...

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Withdrawal
Break My Window
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DAEWOO
Darn Automobile ain't Expensive but With Out a doubt Obsolete

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overpay (for) This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless
Very Weird

 

ok. I am speechless.

 

Can we really say that one?

 

Well, I'm back. Decided to come back to work for a while instead of going home

Clif, you left the brand of vehicle I now drive off that list!

 

Oh, I forgot to add another Chevy to the list. We currently own this 79 Stingray

 

Poor Ol' Nincompoop, thinks it's a Cadillac.

 

What make is that?

 

Kia