What are some funny and goofy things your kids do or have done? The small one (almost 4) gets a bath promptly after dinner. I say.....get your clothes off and lets go. He strips down and plays air guitar....."Im neked....im neked.....im neked." I ROFLMAO!!!
gotta love them!! when my daughter was about three, she always wanted to race my husband or myself every where we went. She was very into I'm the winner. So one day we were going into the grocery store and we were racing. I started to tell her I'm going to win, I'm going to run real fast. Well just as we were entering the store (on a Sunday--very busy) she starts to scream at the top of her lungs, " No mommy don't beat me!" I wanted to die. Everyone in the store turned around thinking I was going to spank her. They had no idea we were racing.
My little boy found a maxi pad in the diaper bag at Church this past Sunday and proceeded to open it up thinking it was some sort of treat. I about cussed in church! :shock:
my dear sweet bumpkin loves lotion, well one day while in the shower, dh is gone little one gets my bottle of lotion and preceeds to lather himself up, when I got out I found him cover head to toe thick goopy lotion, the whole bottle was empty.. but he had really soft skin for the next few weeks :lol:
Walking thru Belk's in Garner and I was looking for a robe as a gift.... My daughter walks by the silk bras and reaches out to feel one and says (LOUDLY) "Mommy, these boobies feel good" :roll:
When my oldest daughter was about 4 we did a huge family vacation in NMyrtle and all staying in a huge house. Anyway, I told her not to do something and she said the "S" word. I scolded her and told her that was an "ugly" word and she shouldn't say it anymore. A little bit later she had to go "#2" so I snuck in the bedroom and was listening to her in the bathroom. She was sitting on the toilet, swinging her legs with her chin on her hands repeating "Not suppose to say "S", it's bad word" over and over again. After she finished I asked her why she kept saying the bad word and she said, well at least I'm not cussin in my head. I thought we were all gonna die..LOL My youngest, it was her telling everyone that Mommy had to wear diapers sometimes because ketchup came out of me.
One of my friend's little boy did this last week... It was at school during the evening, one of those "What I want to be when I grow up" shows. Each kid got to dress up in what they wanted to be when they grew up and approach the microphone to tell everyone what they wanted to be. Well, my friend's little boy "Brian" wanted to be a veterinarian. She practiced with him for over a week on how to properly say "veterinarian". The night of the show, he kept panicing because he was mispronucing the word. She told him to just say, "When I grow up, I want to be a vet!" Well, it was her son's turn next. He stood at the edge of the stage, mouthing "I want to be a vet" over & over again. He was dressed in his little doctor's outfit, clutching a stuffed tiger. He gets up to the microphone, looks out at the crowd and obvious panics. His teacher is off to the side, trying to get him to say his sentence. Instead, he gets this angry look on his face, throws down the stuffed tiger, puts his hands on his hips and yells, "When I grow up, I want to be a MOMMY!" Everyone cracked up laughing and my friend just wanted to crawl out of the room, lol. I thought that was hysterical. Our daughter could never say "cash register" when she was little but she wanted one so badly for Christmas. We were in line at Walmart once and she saw the one the cashier was using. She yells, "I want a castrator for Christmas!" I swear, every man around us cringed.... Very embarassing but funny at the same time!
We were in Belk's and they were having a great sale on children's clothing. My daughter was a toddler and she was getting antsy as I was putting clothes into my arms. I let go of her arm and she started running. She hid behind a rack of clothes and when I found her she started running again...out into the mall. Like an idiot, I drop the clothes and start running after her and I am yelling. She is laughing and running into spots where I cannot reach her. When I finally grabbed her I picked her up by the back of the clothes marched back into Belk's, grabbed that group of clothes on the floor, stood in line to pay and put her down on the carpet (stomach down) with my foot on her back. As we moved up in the line I would slide her along, people were looking, I was sweating and she was crying but I was not going to give in. We still talk about it and I can still see the looks. Sometimes we can be such idiots. Grace
They sure can. After we moved here, when my daughter was still in elementary school, she did something that warranted a spanking. We cannot remember anymore what it was because of what happened after it. I sat on the couch and told her to come over and bend over my knees for her spanking. In the past it had always worked. This time she looked at me and said "NO!". And before I could gain my wits she started running and ran into the garage. Being an idiot, I ran after her into the garage and around the car so much that I finally thought...what the heck am I doing? As she ran, laughing, I threw my body across the trunk and was able to grab her hair. She didn't laugh much after that. We have laughed and laughed about us doing that so much so that we cannot even remember what started the whole thing. We are pitiful. Grace
Before anyone gets the idea that I abused this child of mine I will tell one more story. When she was a toddler and did something wrong I had a little chair for her to sit in time out. I read the books...I can handle this. So, each time she broke a rule we discussed it and she would sit in her chair for an amount of time dictated by some darn author (they probably didn't even have kids). Everything went well until one day I noticed she was holding the chair and walking around the den. When I saw her do that I thought I was just going to pee right on the couch. We did not use the chair again. Pretty smart kid! Grace
we have all been there. One time when my youngest was about 14 months old she managed to open the front door and decided to take a walk down the street (in the middle of the street) by herself. At the time we lived on Miami and there is lots of traffic there. When I noticed she wasn't making any noise and saw the front door open, I took off running. I ran to the end of the driveway and saw her walking in the middle of the street, I screamed her name. She stopped walking, turned around, smiled and waved at me. To say the least I wanted to beat her little diapered bottom for scaring 10 years off my life but instead installed some deadbolt locks too high for her to reach. she has also taken off running into an elevator that closed (without me in it) and ridden to the top floor of our old apartment building about a month later. And the stories could go on and on and on....
My son and I went to Target one day and I had to use the ladies room. With him being only 5 I took him into the bathroom with me and told him to stand by the door. While I was doing my business he asked me if he could have a quarter and I asked him why. He said his hands were dirty and they had napkins for $.25. I tried soooo hard not to bust out laughing. Instead I told him to we would go to the snack bar because they had them for free.
My son saw one in a ladies room at Walmart, He thought that was so nice of Walmart to provide napkins for people in the rest room. He also thought .25 cents was a great deal and told me to buy them for the machine instead of the shelves.
When my daughter was first beginning to read, we were taking a lot of trips between Roanoke, VA and Garner. She was at that age where she knew enough about reading to sound out words using the consonants. We were near Greensboro, when she saw the sign for Mount Hope Church road. She proudly exclaimed "Look Mommy...there's Mount Hippo Crunch" road. Another phonetic event that I'll never forget was when we were at Walmart. We were in the parking lot, and on the exterior wall of the store were big letters that said "1 hr photo". Again, with pride, she announced that Walmart sold "1 hour potatoes."
