Funny Headlines

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by Clif, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. Clif

    Clif Guest

    Every once in a while, one runs into a headline that causes people to slap their forehead and groan.

    How about this one...

    Fla. student Tasered at Kerry speech won't be charged

    Got any?
     
  2. magnolia

    magnolia Well-Known Member

    "Men Favor Marriage With Children"--headline, Gainesville (Fla.) Sun, Oct. 28
    http://www.gainesvillesun.com/article/20071028/NEWS/71028012/1002/NEWS

    "State Report Says Texas Has Too Many Reports"--headline, Associated Press, Oct. 29
    http://www.statesman.com/news/content/gen/ap/TX_Too_Many_Reports.html

    "Ex-St. Paul Teacher Is Off to Workhouse for Sex With Teen"--headline, Star Tribune (Minneapolis), Oct. 26
    http://www.startribune.com/10242/story/1511551.html

    "Spears' Mother Plans Parenting Book"--headline, Reuters, Oct. 26
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071026/people_nm/spears_dc
     
  3. mnredsky

    mnredsky Well-Known Member

  4. magnolia

    magnolia Well-Known Member

    :shock:
    The irony is thick with that one, isn't it?!? That's like Charles Manson's mother writing a book called "Raising your Exceptional Child." :shock:
     
  5. Curious

    Curious Well-Known Member

    :lol: :shock: :lol:
     
  6. kookookacho

    kookookacho Well-Known Member


    No kidding! Does she not get it that SHE raised that train wreck?!
     
  7. Clif

    Clif Guest

    Are you talking about Charlie Manson and his Mother?

    If so, is the Mother truely responsible for raising an insane person?
     
  8. kookookacho

    kookookacho Well-Known Member

    No, I'm talking about Brit-brit.
    And yes I think a mother has some form of impression on a child growing up.
     
  9. Hught

    Hught Well-Known Member

    What if the child has a defective brain?
     
  10. Clif

    Clif Guest

    That was my point (although I don't think Britney Spears has a defective brain).
     
  11. kookookacho

    kookookacho Well-Known Member

    So a mother can't have SOME type of effect on a child w/ a defective brain?

    So a defective brain means a mother can't influence them in no way, shape, form or fashion?

    I think even it may be a small amount, yes.
     
  12. Hught

    Hught Well-Known Member

    Influence yes, but keeping someone from doing something irrational, probably not.
     
  13. kookookacho

    kookookacho Well-Known Member

    Yes, I can agree to that.
     

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