How to Make a Woman Happy ------------------------- It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food ...and people wonder why men and women are so different.
How to Make a Woman Happy ------------------------- It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother never had one, don't know 5. a father never had one, don't know 6. a master :twisted: 7. a chef no so 8. an electrician no so 9. a carpenter no so 10. a plumber no so 11. a mechanic no so 12. a decorator no so 13. a stylist no so 14. a sexologist no so 15. a gynecologist no so 16. a psychologist good common sense will work 17. a pest exterminator no so 18. a psychiatrist no so 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer no so 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic no so 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative occasonally 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly no so, but occasionally at least 46. love shopping no so 47. be honest 48. be very rich no so 49. not stress her out no so 50. not look at other girls no so...as long as there is no drool involved AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself no so 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself no so 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes no so IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays no so * anniversaries not so * arrangements she makes not so most men's brains aren't wired for that HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food and not necessarily in that order ...and people wonder why men and women are so different.
