If you see a man wearing a flame orange hat driving a filthy truck, DO NOT try to be funny by asking him if the dog box in the back is where he keeps his kids. Here's a pretty good rule of thumb: If he's wearing an orange hat, he probably has a gun. And If any one here had any such experience yesterday with any one resembling the above described individual: YOU ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. It's Christmastime people... I really can't afford bail right now.... :roll:
Yeah ... DH's dog box got a little crooked bouncing around in the woods. He noticed it yesterday evening coming home from work. He stopped for gas and to straighten it up on Cap Blvd and some guy said, Heeeya! I'zat whey ya keepya kids? Oh. My God. I haven't seen my husband that angry in a LONG LONG time! When he was telling me about it his face turned so bright/dark red I truly thought he was about to have a heart attack. He's as laid back as they come but PLEASE DO NOT screw with his family! :shock: He releases a lot tension between 10/15 and 1/1.
That works??? I keep telling my husband I need a shotgun... if I tell him it's for my mental health, maybe he'll get it for me!!
I can see someone you know, like ME saying that just messing around, but a stranger - NO. Maybe the person was *trying* to be funny? I don't know.
Yeah, they were "trying". They Just picked the wrong guy on the wrong day. But... Considering he was fram Noo Yuwak. (accent gave him away before the tags did) ... and DH is southern (formative' years were in AL) ... And (still considering) alll the crap the yankees and rednecks throw at each other 'round here... ...I think it's sounds about the same as asking a black man is that where keeps his chickens.... :mrgreen: I can't make this sound right... :roll: ... If someone asked me that, they better know me or sound like me. Just like if I went to Noo Yuwak and were to say to someone... Hey!? Whaz dat ya grahma faht'n fram dreenkin' da fukn mault or was it a just anotha freekin' drive by? (shooting) I'm pretty sure I'd **** 'em off. Now. If they said that to me, I'd tell them, "yes". :mrgreen: Or, I'd tell them that's where I hide the bodies and I still have room for one more. :twisted:
