Oh boy, oh boy!!!!

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by God'schild, Apr 28, 2008.

  1. God'schild

    God'schild Well-Known Member

    Too bad I'm married..................


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    Ad Number: 86992
    Date Posted: 04/23/2008
    Contact: ROBERT MASSENGILL
    204 SOUTH BAKER STREET
    FOUR OAKS, NC 27524
    US
    Telephone:
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    LOOKING FOR A GIRL THAT WANTS TO GO CAMPING, DRINKING, FOUR-WHEELING,TO BUSCO BEACH NEXT FRIDAY{5-2 THROUGH SUNDAY{5-4}.. I HAVE A AUTOMATIC YAMAHA 400 KODIAK.I AM WHITE,SINGLE AND JUST TURNED 42.I SMOKE AND DRINK BUD.BEER.WILL CAMP IN A TENT. I WILL BE LEAVING FOUR OAKS AROUND 8:00am NEXT FRIDAY..THE AGE OF THE GIRL THAT WANTS TO GO IS UNIMPORTANCE AS LONG AS YOU ARE OVER 21..BECAUSE I'LL PROBALLY GO TO A NIGHT CLUB FRIDAY NIGHT AND SING KARREOKE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO BE 21 TO GET IN..THE RACE IS UNIMPORTANCE..I DON'T HAVE DRIVER LICENSE..MY MOTHER WILL BE TAKING ME TO BUSCO AND PICKING ME UP ON SUNDAY..WE WILL GRILL CHICKEN,STEAKS,AND HAVE HOTDOGS FOR A SNACK.. EMAIL ME AND I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO BUSCO BEACH IN GOLDSBOR, OR YOU CAN FOLLOW ME.. LET'S HAVE FUN.. IT WON'T COST THE GIRL ANYTHING THAT GOES BUT A GOOD TIME.. HAVE A NICE DAY AND GET IN TOUCH..
     
  2. KellBell

    KellBell Well-Known Member

    that is the funniest and (most honest) thing I have read lately.....


    :jester::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  3. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    Woo Hooo!!!! Camping, grilling, racing, beer and riding with mama . . . priceless!
     
  4. ready2cmyKing

    ready2cmyKing Well-Known Member

    Mmmm, chicken & steaks... and hotdogs for a snack!! :lol::lol:
     
  5. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest

    Wow! Ladies, what a catch!! 8)
     
  6. bandmom

    bandmom Well-Known Member

    That is too funny! I've have seen other ads from time to time from him also. I wonder if he gets any responses from them??? :lol:
     
  7. chloe

    chloe Guest

    I almost peed myself when I read this. Bless his heart. They say theres someone for everybody. Hope it works out for him ROFL
     
  8. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    42 and his mom is dropping him off for a play date! Too darn funny!
     
  9. peppercorns

    peppercorns Well-Known Member

    to think what I couldbe missing....great...
    I am wondering if this guy is mentally challanged? for real not just stupid.
    If that is the case then mama need to see what he is doing on the internet. Sounds to me like he is looking for nookie - i hope this guy isn'y dangerous. I have heard that after a while they can get that way if they don't have a constructive outlet for their sexual drives . I find this kinda scary....
     
  10. bandmom

    bandmom Well-Known Member

    nookin pa nub in all the wrong places, nookin pa nub in all the wrong faces............. :mrgreen:
     
  11. ServerSnapper

    ServerSnapper Well-Known Member

    It wasn't me I swear. I don't drink.:lol:
     
  12. Desdemona25

    Desdemona25 Well-Known Member

    My monitor almost wore a chocolate frosty. OMG that was hysterical!
     
  13. DMJmom

    DMJmom Well-Known Member

    Peppercorn - I was thinking the same thing. Poor guy.
     
  14. MommySAIDno

    MommySAIDno Well-Known Member


    Now THAT was just darn hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. I can hear Eddi now.
    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  15. MommySAIDno

    MommySAIDno Well-Known Member

    Yeah! That's what I was thinking. Bet he's just in stellar shape. NOT!
     
  16. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    That is by far the funniest thing I have read in a very long time. My co-workers think I'm crazy now. :lol:
     
  17. iDidIt

    iDidIt Well-Known Member

    Guess Who???


    looking for a girl to come party with us - mw4w

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    Reply to: pers-660519774@craigslist.org
    Date: 2008-04-29, 7:22AM EDT


    I am 31 and we want a girl to come hav fun in and out the bed with us.your be happy when you go/




    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    PostingID: 660519774
     
  18. God'schild

    God'schild Well-Known Member



    Just when you thought you'd heard it all...What the heck is wrong with people?
     
  19. KellBell

    KellBell Well-Known Member

    they never went away....they have been posting steady on there....no pics though (thank goodness). They also changed their location, spring hope/nash county now.....
     
  20. peppercorns

    peppercorns Well-Known Member

    reminds me of that saying or whatever it is..."looking for meaningless, overnight relationship..."
     

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