MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS!!! We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy G = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky J = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle U = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump F = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes R = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny (this seems oddly fitting LOL). And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. :lol::lol: Put more laughter in your day...AND POST YOUR NEW NAME!!! :allears:
ROFL Melynda!!!!! Yeah, I just can't see that either, but it sure would be funny as *ell. How about about being introduced at the PTA meetings as Boobie Frickenbutt!!!!!! :mrgreen: OMG, I have tears in my eyes. I knew this would be great to post on 4042 ...this is going to be a riot. :lol::lol::lol:
Who will be our next President? Farcus Battybatty (McCain), Dorfus Featherbutt (Obama) or Boobie Frickenlips (Clinton) :lol:
Nice to meet you. We must be long lost cousins. Doombah Dippinsniffer here! Funny thing, though. My maiden name initials were DD!
