Why are my cucumbers....

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by mnredsky, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

    And the sad part about it is my cucumbers are still small, yellow and curled up, instead of ramrod straight!
     
  2. mnredsky

    mnredsky Well-Known Member


    LMAO!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  3. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    Hmmm, I bet the doctor can prescribe something for that :lol:
     
  4. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

    Someone, PLEASE help me,,,,, I WANT big straight cucumbers.,,, I need more than a doctor's RX for these cucumbers, seriously. Come On, something more than Viagra that maybe I can find at Lowe's Home Improvement. Man, these Cucumbers need some serious HELP.!
     
  5. mnredsky

    mnredsky Well-Known Member

    Cukes grow straighter if they are on a trellis versus the vine on the ground.
     
  6. Hught

    Hught Well-Known Member

    Well throwing dog crap around the base of my fig bush this year has made the fig leafs big enough to be useful.
     
  7. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

    HaHaHaHa something a little sweeter smelling than that! I want to eat straight long cucumbers, I Don't want to eat something yellow, curled up and small that taste like SH#T!
     
  8. Tangerine

    Tangerine Well-Known Member


    you had to go there didn't ya? :jester:
     
  9. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I did. :) Will keep you posted on the cucumbers.
     
    Last edited: Jun 21, 2008
  10. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    Tell my cukes to knock it off already. ;) I picked 12 the other day, and 10 today.
     
  11. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    I like cukes but they give me gas.
     
  12. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    What DOESN'T give you gas? :lol: These are the burpless variety though. :)
     
  13. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

    I might be getting some cucumbers. I think what I did was put too much sevin dust on them and the bees just woundn't come around. Now that I haven't sevin dusted them in a week the bees are here and I see small cucs. :)
     
  14. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    I told you woman, LIFE gives me gas :lol: :lol:
     
  15. KellBell

    KellBell Well-Known Member

    if you eat the 'pickling' cucumbers, they won't give you gas. Those are my favorite. they seem to have the best flavor too. If you take the seeds out of the cucumbers, they won't give you gas either, it's the seeds that cause it. Pampered Chef offers a cucumber de-seeder( not what it's called) and I love mine. ( I think its actually an apple corer, but it works on cucumbers too).
     
  16. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    But I enjoy having gas. It keeps the boogeyman away.
     
  17. JenniferK

    JenniferK Well-Known Member

    Send any extra my way! My pickling cukes are round and yellow and my english cukes aren't ready yet!
     
  18. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    JENNIFER!!!! Hey girl! I wondered when you were gonna come back to us. We really missed you. How's little bit & mini me?
     
  19. ServerSnapper

    ServerSnapper Well-Known Member


    It's prolly cause you are not a farmer...:mrgreen:
     
  20. ServerSnapper

    ServerSnapper Well-Known Member

    Well...if you go and buy Gold Standar 100% Whey Protein (Double Rich Chocolate) and some N.O.-Explode. You can make up for the lack of gas...You will be hyper as hell...start gaining a ton of muscle mass...but the gas is plentiful.
     

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