you should get a pouch surgically installed to keep 'em in, so they're up and out of the way when you go romping about nude in the woods, you know? Like what a marsupial has, but instead of for children, for testicles.
Really! What happens when you are trying to get across a small stream? Are they buoyant? I can just picture them popping your rear end in the air!
Years ago I was reading a Blog and a Goatse popped up and freaked me out, if I haven't killed myself after that, this really is not going to bother me! :mrgreen: