Calling all smart mouths...

Well I probably couldn't say smart *****. :lol:

Hey, I need a one liner for the sales people coming up to the house selling meat out of the back of a truck (vomit, yak, gross) :ack::ack::ack:

Am I on a list or something, do I look like I need to eat? :lol:

TIA!

 

"Do you think i got this fine as heck body, these tight as heck abs and this well......from meat? Im a vegan!"

Well...thats how i see it anyway.

 

Yes you do need to eat.:lol:

How about:
If I want a hunk of meat I ain't callin' you.

 

Tell him you're an PETA member :cheers:

 

A good way to meet your new neighbors is to post a NO TRESPASSING sign somewhere along your drive.

 

Open the door with one of your guns in hand.

That might stop them,
Sherry

 

Tell 'em you only eat meat you killed and butchered yourself....................that's not too far from the truth anyway. 8)

 

I have told a couple of them that I do work for Schwan's that worked most of the time and actually was the truth! :mrgreen:

Sort of like telling a Jehovah Witness you are a Catholic, they just give up on you!

 

Tell him "Ooh, let me go get my wallet,brb" Then close the door & ignore it. Waste a bit of his time on the porch & he wont forget you arent interested next time.

 

Did somebody call me?:jester:

 

"Lets make a deal. How bout you stop showing up on my doorstep and I won't have to buy a gun."

The thing it to make them sound like you're interested and then snap on em. they'll feel like a fool! (hopefully)

 

Draw a chalk outline on the sidewalk and put one of their competitors flyers near it :lol:

 

Tell them you have a raging case of herpes or the shingles.

 

That actually happened to me when I lived in Jersey. I had just come from the shooting range when a couple of Jehovia's Witnesses came to the door wanting to talk about gun control. When I asked if they knew what was in my hand, they said "No sir". My response... "This is the bolt action of a 30-06 high powered hunting rifle and I believe that gun control is putting 2 bullets in the same hole." They never came back. By the way, I like the chaulk outline idea.



Mike

 

Ask them....

"Are you here to pick up the bodies?"

 

True story....

I was cleaning my guns one afternoon and was expecting my friend to arrive at my apt at a certain time. About the time I expected him, there was a knock @ the door, So I said "come on in." The door opened and in walks the UPS man with a package. Here I am facing the door with a 9mm in my hand, and 5 other guns on the coffee table. He was bout to crap his pants, so I said, "oh, sorry. I was expecting someone else." I halfway expected the sherriff to show up after he left to find out who I was "waiting" for.

 

Win.

 

See, this is why I love ya'll!

Thanks!! I'll get 'em next time. :boxing:

 

Sure wish I had read this thread earlier for some smart-*** replies!! An insurance salesman came to my door today and practically forced his way inside 3 times before he left. I put my hand out to stop him from coming inside and said NO. He said, "I'm hear to talk to you about cancer."

I do understand times are tough for everyone, and I want to be compassionate, but there are ways to do things. You DON'T introduce yourself (without ID or a card) and try to walk in.

It's tough all around right now. My advice as a consumer is RELATE, don't force. If a salesperson doesn't know what that means, they need to listen and learn.

That being said I told my husband about this and he felt bad for the guy. Trying to pay his bills and such. He's a much nicer person than me I guess.

 

LOVE THIS AND AGREE 100%.