Dumb Songs You Love

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up...

-H. Nilsson

who also wrote:

People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end.
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun
Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son.
Cause he's my best friend.
Yes he's my best friend.
Ah, back in the day, when Bill Bixby was young and hot...

 

Beat it

 

Grandma got run over by a reindeer


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9jmr0MgFKU


:lol::lol::lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgyg_5FF_0

Cotton Eyed Joe

Remember how to do the *dance* LMAO!


Barbie girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw

Ice Ice Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-is6S_b_g

Rollin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAIlrkSZOg

Macreana (sp) I don't even know what they are saying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKAIlrkSZOg

Jermiah was a bullfrog ~ Joy to the world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzMeaICn9m8



I'm going through my ITunes list LOL

 

Oh lord, here we go! :lol::lol:

 

I LOVE that song!! And Electric Avenue by Eddie Grant.

 

Y'all are about to hate me... :mrgreen:






I'm Henry the Eighth, I am
Henry the Eighth, I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And everyone was an Henry
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the Eighth, I am

Second verse, same as the first

I'm Henry the Eighth, I am
Henry the Eighth, I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And everyone was an Henry
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the Eighth, I am

H-E-N-R-Y

Henry
Henry
Henry the Eighth, I am, I am
Henry the Eighth, I am

 

Perfectly fitting for YOU to like that song :mrgreen: :lol::lol::lol:

 

The night Chicago died

 

I remember singing along to this as a small child. Now I realize I was actually learning...




Well, in eighteen and fourteen we took a little trip
along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
And we caught the bloody British near the town of New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, I see'd Mars Jackson walkin down the street
talkin' to a pirate by the name of Jean Lafayette [pronounced La-feet]
He gave Jean a drink that he brung from Tennessee
and the pirate said he'd help us drive the British in the sea.

The French said Andrew, you'd better run,
for Packingham's a comin' with a bullet in his gun.
Old Hickory said he didn't give a dang,
he's gonna whip the britches off of Colonel Packingham.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, we looked down the river and we see'd the British come,
and there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
while we stood by our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
if we didn't fire a musket til we looked 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire til we see'd their faces well,
then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave a yell.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, we fired our cannon til the barrel melted down,
so we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind,
and when they tetched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.

We'll march back home but we'll never be content
till we make Old Hickory the people's President.
And every time we think about the bacon and the beans,
we'll think about the fun we had way down in New Orleans.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin,
But there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

Well, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast the hounds couldn't catch 'em
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin.
But there wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

 

I come from a land down under!!

where women go and men blunder...

can you hear can you hear that thunder

betta run ............ :lol::lol::lol:

 

Safety Dance

 

Damn C- Lo That was impressive, your voice is such like a beautiful songbird, you could be the next Carrie Underwood on Idol. sing it again please8)

 

<takes a bow> Thank you, Thank you...

 

Men Without Hats?!?!?! No way!

(I have that on a 45)


Hey, Cliff.....I had a radio show back in 1984/85 in Michigan. I sill have a huge amount of my old 45's from "back in the day". Wish I could have caught your show, I was always a Dr. Demento fan!

OK...here's one:

They're Coming To Take Me Away by Napoleon XIV.

Sometimes I think I can relate to that one.

 

Don't know if I would call it a song - But Shooby Taylor's sing along with Johnny Cash on Folsom Prision Blues. Of course there is always Shooby's version of "Somewhere over the rainbow"

 

Nillson Schmillson - On e of my all time favorite "albums"/cd !!!! 8)

 

You got the right stuff, baby, love the way you turn me on...New Kids on the Block hehehe

 

I used to love Dr. Demento... Clif.. do you have any tapes of your show?

Here's a couple more...
Star Trekkin -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
[SIZE=-1]Bulbous Bouffant -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uuCNAwXGaQ[/SIZE]

 

CW McCall - Convoy
Copacabana - Barry Manilow

 

yup yup!!

AND tub thumpin - chumbawumba......i get knocked down but i get up again and your neva gonna keep me down.....