Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by monaco177, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. monaco177

    monaco177 Guest

    A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
    Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

    “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

    Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

    “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

    “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
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    Copied from the London Sun News Webpage
     
  2. ShrtnSwt

    ShrtnSwt Well-Known Member

    Where do you come up with some of this stuff? :jester:
     
  3. seabee

    seabee Guest

    LOL... Dr. Strangelove
     
  4. monaco177

    monaco177 Guest

    Copied from the London Sun News Webpage

    This I have heard is a real story. But I'm not sure if anyone can confirm it. 8)
     
  5. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    Hmm, he really came up short.
     
  6. Jean S

    Jean S Well-Known Member

    If its true, good enough for him! If he doesnt have any better sense than to try to rape an animal, then the world is a safer place without his "manhood" !
     

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