I'd laugh...... Get mad, throw it at someone. Need a table at a resturant.... make it fall on the table and you claimed it. Shoot, I'd even tape it to my crotch and walk around the mall!
CF....girl, your ears musta been burning up....we were talking about you earlier....and your new 'hairy apparatus'.... and then Ilearned a new word....'merkin' you HAVE TO GOOGLE it, and we'll get us one....if I can figure out how to make it stick! :lol: you have to google....
I cant believe neither of you wenches LOL'd at 'hairy apparatus'.... we should probably give it a name....like 'Merkin'.....that cracked me UP!