That bloodcurdling scream you may have just heard

For this very reason!

 

Y'all are cracking me up!

Hat- I'm never coming in your garage every again, ever, never.

Kdc- You are more woman than I am!

Michelle, you tickle me to tears....

 

Jenn, you're safe to go in the garage. The snake is in the house in the chair!

 

I thought it was in the basement?

 

ok, now that he has opened the Captain's, i will go over and rescue him when i get off work:cheers:

 

So what's the latest report, Hat? Got that for sale sign up yet?

 

1. Still couldn't locate the snake.
2. Rum is good for thinking philosophically, like..so it's a snake..big deal
3. basement is vacuumed witht he dyson, no snake in there.
4. Dog still on patrol at top of steps to alaert me if Jake Noshoulders tries to go upstairs.
5. Underoos on 2nd wash, still a heavy chlorine smell in the air.
6. New underoos, but prepared to sacrifice them if jake shows up.
7. Trying to jsut relax, but i know that snake is wathcing me, snickering about it...
8. Texted C6 in her class. Not sure if she's going to come home 2nite or not.

 

i bet she texts you back and tells you to meet her at the Hampton Inn!

If she does you'll need to take your good drawers :mrgreen:

 

For goodness sakes....I have not laughed so loud and so much in a long time.

Hey Hat,

Remember back a few years ago when my now teen got bitten by an Eastern Diamondback snake? After you have had a few more drinks I'll send her over...she's an accident waiting to happen all the time.

Mention her name and the snake will run. I swear it will. She just walked a dog for a neighbor and came home with her big toe bleeding and the skin hanging from it. I don't freak out anymore, it's just another day in Johnston County.

Tell the family to come on over our way but they have to leave you behind. Sorry, it's each Johnstonian (sp) for themselves!!!

What a great day of laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherry

 

If we're meeting at the HI, I'm not wearing any. Speeds up the process, youknowwhuti'msayin'..

 

:lol:


OH MY! :twisted:

 

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Wussies!!!!!!! Com on.... git er done! I'm with KD ... it's just a black snake.

 

That's just trading one snake problem for another! :lol:

 

I found him....

 

Now that's funny right there!

 

Hat you better rethink that going commando thing. If you happen to run into Jake on the way out the door it's gonna be hard to remove skid marks from denim . . . I'm just saying . . . :mrgreen:

 

ROFLMAO!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

<<<dabbing a kleenex in the corner of my eyes>>>>>>>

see, this is the way 4042 used to be.....hysterically funny nonsense. I love it when its like this on here. :grouphug:

 

OMG!!! You guys have made my day!! The people at work probably think I have LOST MY MIND~

 

OMG...I have never laughed so hard at a thread in all my life! Hat and Michelle, you two are cracking me up, I had tears in my eyes!

Hat - Just leave!!! I swear, if it were me, I'd leave with my children and not come back until someone was dangling a dead snake in their hands for me to see! I should send my son over there, he'd find it, and it would be the best day of his life! :lol: He caught a mouse at school last week with his bare hands (it was outside on the field, not IN the school) He told me THAT was the best day of his life! Crazy kid!