OK. I found this funny. XLST is single but taking a class on massage... do you really need a class? :lol:
XL muscles - check XL bank account - check XL (well this is the one thing that didn't get covered in the bio) 8)
sparks Nicolas Sparks? Why I roomed with him in Rome once upon a time. It was a summer architecture study many years ago. He was a very quiet person, definitely the writer type. Though he asked many many questions and kept many notes in his notebook. But it was always carefully locked and hidden away beneath his pillow at night so I could never what it was he was writing about. It is shame, about his glass eye... we did have one good laugh with him - he would always keep it in a glass of water on his night stand at night. One morning he woke up and it was gone. Well, about 3 days later he started having cramps. We rushed him to the nearest hospital where we waited patiently for 10 hours (they have government controlled healthcare there). Finally a doctor entered. A noble beast of majestic stature was he... a grecian god not unlike those of ancient lore (except he had stinky feet). Anyway, he poked and prodded poor Nicolas, then told him to bend over. Well the doctor squated down and let out a scream and jumped clear back into the wall!!! "What did you see??" we asked, in fear of some dreadful response. "Vell," said the doctor..." I've stared into a lotz of zee butt holez but that is ze first one that stared back at me!!" Yes... it is true... the glass eye was lodged in poor Nicolas' rectum staring straight back at us!!!!! Believe It... Or Not!!
Here's me... Married to Pickle, male, 40, 2 kids, avatar looks like me, screen name is an old record label, I like old music. Christian, Obama supporter, electrician...
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for long, long years Stole many man's soul and faith And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah Ah, what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah (woo woo, woo woo) I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made (woo woo, woo woo) I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all It was you and me (who who, who who) Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay (woo woo, who who) Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah (who who) But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game
female, 31,2 boys, married 12 years, half my maiden name and my last name, have 1 dog that's my avatar
Apologies for the threadjack...crazymom2girls, who is that on your avatar? It's driving me crazy (on several levels!). Please don't tell me that's your yearbook pic- I already know I went to the wrong HS!
That is my high school picture :jester: Nah...It's Ann-Margaret. Isn't she lovely? (or wasn't she I guess I should say)
49 (next month) year old mom of twin middle school boys. Clayton area. Owner of 1 cat, several goldfish & soon a parakeet I hope. Ours passed away on my bday last year. Love to write stories (some published but most not - yet). Love to watch Eureka, Drop Dead Diva & the new Flashback series. Big science fiction/horror movie fan. Long live Stephen King! Love the beach but enjoy the mountains once in awhile. Coupon clipper, bargain shopper. Yard sales & flea markets rule, lol. One day when I have time I might actually get a picture for my profile.
