Clueless Classifieds Thread

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by kdc1970, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest

    Just saw this at the bottom of the page...........say it out loud and you will laugh for sure. :jester:

    FOR SALE: SHIZT-A-POO PUP (MALE)

    FOR SALE: SHIZT-A-POO PUP (MALE)

    Categories:Pets & SuppliesNo
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    Ad Number:121663Date Posted:09/03/2009Contact:CAROL.JOHNSON

    BENSON, N.C. 27504
    Telephone:919-427-8455 E-Mail:Reply to Ad Web Site:

    Description
    SHIZT-A-POO PUP (MALE)...8 WEEKS OLD....CREAM & WHITE...HE WAS THE PICK OF THE LITTER....COMES UP TO DATE ON VACCINES...I AM POSTING THIS AD FOR A FRIEND,SINCE HER COMPUTER IS DOWN.... SO PLEASE CALL HER WITH ANY QUESTIONS !!BUT I WILL BE MORE THAN GLAD TO EMAIL YOU PICTURES OF THE PUP @ REQUEST...CONTACT # CELL 919-427-8455....WORK # 919-894-6026
     
  2. Wouldn't be weird if you had that dog, and everytime someone asked you what kind it is you had to say ****z a poo?
     
  3. Whoops - I spelled it wrong. I guess I got censored!
     
  4. seabee

    seabee Guest


    next time suspended without pay....
     
  5. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest

    The whole "designer" dog thing drives me nuts anyway (call it what it is, a MUTT!), but if you are going to come up with a goofy name, then at least think about it first!! :lol:
     
  6. I heard that "hybrid" dogs or mutts are much easier to train than pure breeds. I've been wanting a Yorkie forever but I saw a Yorkie-poo one time and it was so cute. The owner told me that most poodle mixes are easier to train.
     
  7. Rockyv58

    Rockyv58 Well-Known Member

    Is the dogs name Ex lax?
     
  8. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    My next door neighbor had one of those, it was by the far the cutest freaking thing I had ever seen my life!!!!

    Anyways -

    Which is it??? 500-800 is a pretty big gap.

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    WANTED: House to rent
    Categories: Rentals & Roommates No
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    Ad Number: 121471
    Date Posted: 08/31/2009
    Contact: Denise
    Godwin, NC

    Telephone:
    E-Mail: Reply to Ad
    Web Site:



    Description
    Looking for a house to rent. Needing a 3 BD house to rent. Need something in between Clayton and Godwin. Would prefer a fenced in yard and needs somewhere that accepts pets, we have three dogs. One Great Dane and two Min Pins. Price range is anywhere between $500-750/800.
     
  9. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    Just the title of this one cracks me up!

    Parting Out Old Snapper

    FOR SALE: parting out old snapperCategories:General MerchandiseNo
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    Ad Number:121653Date Posted:09/03/2009Contact:Chris Falank
    Garner, NC 27529
    usa Telephone:E-Mail:Reply to Ad Web Site:

    Description
    i have an older snapper rider with bagger sorry no engine threw a rod. alls it needs is a 8 hp briggs and stratton and it will mow
     
  10. michelle

    michelle Well-Known Member

    WANTED: PEE FROM BATHROOM 2 FOOD ILECategories:PersonalsNo
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    Ad Number:121444Date Posted:08/31/2009Contact:HOWARD CROSS
    WILLOW SPRINGS, NC 27592
    USA Telephone:E-Mail:Reply to Ad Web Site:

    Description
    ITS A SHAME. I WENT TO WALMART IN GARNER to pick a item and HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND IT WAS SO, I MEAN SO NASTY. AND TO BEAT IT ALL I JUST WONDER. IF THEY MOP UP URINE FROM THE BATHROOMS, DO THEY GO TO THE FOOD SECTION AND MOP UP SPILLS WITH THE SAME MOP AND WATER.
    THEY DO MAKE COLORED BUCKETS.
    THIS IS A GOOD ONE . IM SORRY I DROPPED THE ITEM ON THE FLOOR AND IT WAS WET. SMELLED FUNNY BUT I PUT IT BACK ON THE RACK (BREAD, GRAPES, APPLES, FOOD ITEM ETC)
    ITS A SHAME. BUT THIS IS NASTY. DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE.

    ITS OK , HEALTH CARE I GUESS IS NOT A REAL ISSUE TO MOST.
     
  11. mnredsky

    mnredsky Well-Known Member


    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol:
     
  12. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    Well since you're not picky, how about 550. No... 450. That's my best offer.
    I have seen a few ads like this, where their asking price is listed as a range. As if anybody is going to say, "I'll give you the highest amount you asked for..."

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    FOR SALE: 1/2 ct Diamond engagement ring
    Categories: General Merchandise
    Ad Number: 121603
    Date Posted: 09/03/2009
    Contact: Ann
    Clayton, NC

    Telephone:
    E-Mail: Reply to Ad
    Web Site:



    Description
    1/2 ct Marquee ct diamond engagement ring. Need to sell. Worth over 1,200 asking $550-$600 Or best offer. email questions to camny03@yahoo.com
     
  13. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    I think it is probably safe to throw this away...

    http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/1357965639.html

    Free non working VCR (Fuquay)

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    Date: 2009-09-04, 9:46AM EDT
    Reply to: sale-bswqz-1357965639@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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    Older VCR, montgomery ward brand at least 20 yrs old
    to my knowledge it dont work..might be a simple thing to fix i dunno


    Location: Fuquay
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
     
  14. Redneck Rich

    Redneck Rich Well-Known Member

    I looked in Wednesday's Herald and seen an ad about a couple who is gettin' married. Her name is Johnson and his name is Holder so we had Johnson-Holder in bold letters.

    Some of ya'll may know this great lookin' couple and I really hope the best for them... but ya'll know it's funny.
     
  15. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  16. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest

    This one just scream scam:

    Categories:Pets & Supplies[​IMG] Ad Number:121925Date Posted:09/08/2009Contact:christian
    johnston county, NC
    Telephone:E-Mail:Reply to Ad Web Site:

    Description

    Check on these babies,adorable full blooded Yorkie Puppies for free adoption to any ready and caring home capable to assure comfortable stay with any.Their weekly groomed records will be attached to their new home with vet records,AKC registrations, update all on their shedding shots with a year health guarantee issue with them.Our pups have good pedigrees, excellent temperaments & have been weaned n dewormed. Exhibit optimum socialism and personality with kids,on papers and are house broken.They are very friendly & cuddle with kids & domestic pets.they will be coming with al papers,playing toys & shot records. Contact for more inquiries on them.Have jovial moments with them


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    Jovial moments?????? LOL!!! Who writes a classifed ad like that unless they are studying an English Translation Dictionary. Not to mention, Yorkies are NEVER, EVER free. Anyone dumb enough to fall for that deserves to lose their money.
     
  17. HidesinOBX

    HidesinOBX Well-Known Member

    She gets around... she used to be married to a Wacker.
     
  18. Hught

    Hught Well-Known Member

    That was BADDDDDD! 8)
     
  19. Ima Sheltie

    Ima Sheltie Well-Known Member

    She was married to Tally wasn't she
     
  20. nevilock

    nevilock Well-Known Member

    Tally's a he But last i heard, that got messed up when Tally screwed around with a Ho.
     

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