Dishonest Thread

My contribution to complete falsehood

I've only been on 1 interview-and I got the job !

 

Michael Jackson's kids are really mine because I donated the eggs.

















:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Enough with pedophiles....... geez. He's dead let him stay in hell without raising him back up because you liked him so much and miss him. :jester::jester:

 

The check is in the mail !

 

I just won the lottery....and I'm going to send each of you one million $!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYDsCeBTdVU

"You're the biggest liar that was ever created, you and Pinocchio are probably related"

 

Last night's NCSU/SC football game was the most thrilling event I've ever watched!

 

My hair looks so good today!

 

Hope your Friday sucks!

 

I agree and its been the same since April,,, along with your lipstick and dress... :twisted::twisted:

At least its not a blue dress... :lol::lol:

 

I'm so looking forward to going to the gym.

 

I LOVE healthy food..........You take all the junk food on the earth and just....give it to a poor country somewhere.......I couldn't care less about eating another basket of chips and salsa from a good Mexican restaraunt.....screw McDonald's, screw KFC and to HECK with DQ, Hershy's and Mountain Dew.....

I LIVE for flavored water and lettuce, dull boring meat and boiled eggs, butterless veggies and raw carrots, my husband's gym and the treadmill....sigh..........

 

I'm at work today, and man is it tough.

 

I wish that I did not get to spend the whole day with my husband.

 

I can't wait to get the laundry out of the dryer!!

 

Me too, I just love folding clothes.

 

I hate I have a three day weekend.............pssssss

 

I work out in a gym and not on a weight bench in the front yard. I am clean-cut and my fingernails aint never got dirt under 'em.

I was rasied in San Francisco and think NY9 is a cutie-pie.

I've never drained the oil out of one vehicle and put it in another. I don't have Yosemite Sam mudflaps and my right tail-light is not covered with red tape. My tuck radio and clock turns on without even having to slap the top of the dash.

Finally, my ex's teeth never slept in a glass.

 

You're going to owe me a keyboard if you keep making me spit out my coffee!

 

Sorry bro, my bad.