:jester: did you get bored this weekend? :mrgreen: Police Searching For Naked Shopper Dunn Police are looking for a man for whom they have little description other than he was naked. The man allegedly exposed himself to an employee at Payless Shoes in Dunn. The man reportedly walked in wearing a dark shirt and blue jeans. A few minutes later, when the employee walked down one of the aisles she said she saw the man standing in front of a mirror naked. The employee ran next door to US Cellular for help. The suspect apparently ran out a back door before police arrived. US Cellular retail consultant Sandra Gutierrez was working when the Payless employee came over. “She ran over here and was like, ‘Can you call 911 because there is a naked man in my store,’” Ms. Gutierrez said. She said at first she thought the employee was joking around. “But she was serious,” Ms. Gutierrez said. “I just think it’s crazy, like why would a person go around and do that,” she said. “It kind’ve makes no sense.” Dunn Police Chief B.P. Jones put it a different way. “He’s a sicko,” Chief Jones said.
I guess most of the stores will now have to update their "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy to include pants, too.
The article I read said the employee thought the guy had three legs. Couldn't have been you, Seabee. :jester:j/k
A bar in Jacksonville has a sign: Men - No Shirt No Shoes No Service Women - No Shirt No Shoes Free Drinks
