Church sign

ok so I pass this church everyday and they always have little saying out front the one this week is "Exposure to the Son may prevent burning"

loved it!

 

I saw one once that has has been my favorite ever since.
It said "Free trip to Heaven, details inside!"

 

I saw one the other day that read something along the lines ...

Sign broke
Come inside for Details

 

Message from God:

"Don't Make Me Come Down There........"

 

cute

 

I love seeing those signs...

Would you like a home improvement: Go to Church...

 

The latest on the one I see everyday says "Don't find fault, find a remedy.".

 

Keep your words sweet, one day you might have to eat them.

 

I have two favorites that I've seen in the past:

"Come In As You Are...Leave Changed."
"Under Same Management For 2000 Years."

 

"Instead of telling God how big your problems are, tell your problems how big God is."

 

I had not heard that one KDs...I like that a lot!

 

I saw this one the other day off hwy 210 going to smithfield....

the only thing missing in ch_rch is U

 

Get on your knees and thank God that you're still on your feet.

Also saw this on a billboard:

Enjoyed the wedding, now invite me to the marriage - God

 

"BINGO NIGHT, 6:30"

 

Dude, you kill me.....

 

A fireman might like this....sign on a church...STOP>DROP> AND ROLL does not work in hell. OK i thought it was funny when i saw it...(smile) macy

 

Websites with some great ones:

http://www.oddee.com/item_86516.aspx

http://www.guidespot.com/guides/best_of_church_signs

 

Being a nonbeliever that one just made me shake my head, it made no sense from the pun perspective.

By the way I am in the Pacific time zone so this still counts for my contribution to National Blasphemy Day! :mrgreen:

 

I saw this on Little Creek Church Rd. last night.

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1"

 

I saw this a few months ago: 'Get off Facebook and into my book. -God'