If I had a penny for every _____ I'd be ____

If I had a penny for every Diet Dr. Pepper I have ever drank I could shop for days.

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If I had a penny for everytime I wrote LOL I'd be on a cruise right now with a cold drink in my hand!

 

If I had a penny for every time Wulfie & Steve attacked each other, I'd be retired now. :jester:

 

If I had a penny for every yankee who came here and....well, never mind. But I would be rich!:jester:

 

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or every time you tooted... :jester:

 

I could pay off the national debt! :jester:

 

Mine is any diet drink. I'd have enough money to have a fountain drink machine put in my house to feed my addiction and preference for the fountain version. :mrgreen:

 

If I had a penny for every time I cussed... I'd have a winter home in Cabo and a summer home in... in... some other place. lol I can't think of any..

 

For everything I've said out loud that I wished I didn't say out loud I'd have lots of pennies.

 

Diet Pepsi

 

If I had a penny for every Starbucks Mocha Frap I've purchased, I'd hire my own Barista to live in my house!

 

If I had a penny for everytime I thought about doing something and never got around to it, I'd have enough to pay somebody else to do it for me.

 

I had a penny for everytime I said I'll lose 5 pounds by the end of the month, I'd be able to afford liposuction.

 

If I had a penny everytime the school needed money, I'd still be in the hole!

 

If I had a penny for every time a stranger at the grocery store asked "are they all yours?" referring to my children I'd hire a personal shopper to buy those groceries. With my coupons, even!!! No, pal. I drive around the neighborhood and pick up all the kids to take with me `cause it's so much fun to shop with them. With a loaded Faye's Special coupon binder. In the rain. Hello?!?!?

 

Who asks that??? How rude!!

 

I KNOW, right?!?!?!?

They all have different color hair so maybe that's it?!?!? It's happened so many times and the ones that really get me are the ones who actually ask if they are from the same parents. Seriously? Did you just ask me that?!?!?!

 

People definitley speak without thinking. And they are dumb. I used to laugh when people would compliment me on my pretty little girl when my SON was dressed in blue. Yeah, he was born with a headful of hair.............it happens. Try to overlook them, bless their hearts! :jester:

 

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