A place for random thoughts....

It's ONLY going to be 39 tonight, think I should turn the heat on? :twisted:

 

I'll wait and see if anyone complains.

Isn't that why we drink alcohol? To warm up? :cheers:

 

Can you go to the fridge & grab me a Miller Lite. I worked today. :lol:

 

Bored. Having a beverage. Playing on FB and betting DH is freezing his butt of in the mtns camping. :lol:

 

I hate it when that happens!! BTW, your picture is freaky.:shock:

 

I have everything I need to make the girls' Halloween Costumes. I'm so excited, I love Halloween!! There is lots of stuff going on this year too, for all of my effort they will get to wear them for more than one night.

 

:jester:That is appropriate.:jester:

 

My son is going with the band to a competition in Atlanta for Halloween weekend. They are planning to go to Six Flags too. I read that there is a buried alive attraction. You are supposed to be able to smell the flowers and the dirt, etc. I am too claustrophobic to do that!

 

They said they were going to flood the place with bleach but I'm sure they will pick up the smell of mold and meldew too!

 

My kids are my little rays of sunshine.

 

These days they do.

 

Fruitcakes

One of my favorite songs by Jimmy Buffett. I think there is a lot of truth to it. I think there are varying degrees of fruitcakes but we are fruitcakes non the less
BTW I haven't seen Desdamona from Boca post in a long while. Hope she's ok.




You know I was talking to my friend desdemona the other day she
Runs this space station and bake shop down near boomtown. she told
Me that human beings are flawed individuals. the cosmic bakers
Took us out of the oven a little too early. and thats the
Reason were as crazy as we are and I believe it.

Take for example when you go to the movies these days, you know.
They try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered
Down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I dont want it.
I dont want that much organziation in my life.
I dont want other people thinking for me.
I want my junior mints. where did the junior mints go in the
Movies. I dont want a 12 lb. nestles crunch for 25 dollars. i
Want junior mints.

We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers!
We need people that care! Im mad as hell! and I dont want to
Take it anymore!

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

Paradise, lost and found
Paradise, take a look around
I was out in california where I hear they have it all
They got riots, fires, mud slides
Theyve got sushi in the mall
Water bars, brontasaurs, chinese modern lust
Shake and bake life with the quake
The secrets in the crust

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:
Speakin of fruitcakes, how bout the government?
Your tax dollars at work.

We lost our martian rocket ship
The high paid spokesman said
Looks like that silly rocket ship
Has lost its cone shaped head
We spent 90 jillion dollars trying to get a look at mars
I hear universal laughter ringing out among the stars

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the galaxy (fruitcakes in the galaxy)
Fuitcakes on the earth (fruitcakes on the earth)
Struttin naked towards eternity
Weve been that way since birth
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:
Religion! religion! oh, theres a thin line between saturday
Night and sunday morning. here we go now.
Alright, alter boys.

Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa
Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa

Wheres the church, who took the steeple
Religion is in the hands of some crazy-*** people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The gods honest truth is its not that simple
Its the buddhist in you, its the pagan in me
Its the muslim in him, shes catholic aint she?
Its the born again look its the wasp and the jew
Tell me whats goin on, I aint gotta clue

--spoken:
Now here comes the big ones. relationships! we all got em, we
All want em. what do we do with em?
Here we go, Ill tell ya.

She said you gotta do your fair share
Now cough up half the rent
I treat my body like a temple
You treat yours like a tent
But the right word at the right time
May get me a little hug
Thats the difference between lightning
And a harmless lightnin bug

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:
The future. captains log, stardate two thousand and something.

Were seven years from the millenium
Thats a science fiction fact
Stanley kubrick and his buddy hal
Now dont look that abstract
So Ill put on my bob marley tape
And practice what I preach
Get jah lost in the reggae mon
As I walk along the beach
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Its a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day
Hey.

Chorus:
Fruitcakes in the kitchen (fruitcakes in the kitchen)
Fruitcakes on the street (fruitcakes on the street)
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week
Half-baked cookies in the oven (cookies in the oven)
Half-baked people on the bus (people on the bus)
Theres a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us

--spoken:
Thats right, you too. yeah those crumbs are spread all around
This universe. Ive seen fruitcakes. I saw this guy in santa
Monica rollerskate naked through the crosswalk. down in new
Orleans in the french market there are fruitcakes like you cannot
Believe. new york, forget it. fruitcake city. down island, weve got
Fruitcakes. spread them crumbs around. thats right, we want
em around. keep bakin baby. keep bakin.

 

They often are that and more... :cheers:

http://100-poems.com/poems/life/0257002.htm

 

I hate that sometimes I give mean people power in my life. I hope this is a better week.

 

Since the onset of me discovering the beloved cappacino, I have been a French Vanilla fan. But oh nay-nay, I found Hazel Nut.

Oh My Sweet Baby Jesus!!

This is how to start a morning off RIGHT! :hurray:

Happy Monday folks!

 

Happy Monday to all!!!

:hurray::hurray::hurray::hurray:

 

Me thinks this is gonna be a great week! Maybe the BS will come to an end soon. :hurray: :hurray:

 

Happy Monday chicklets!

I have to be at a bar later this afternoon (FOR WORK) :cheers: :twisted:

 

why would someone run an ad asking for a used heating pad? :ack:

 

so did it involve a pole??? :cheers: