You might have a Redneck Thanksgiving if...

… you serve Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table.

… Granny fixes a mess of squirrel and dumplings.

… you’ve ever reused a paper plate.

… if all your salad bowls say Cool Whip on the side.

… if you use your ironing board as a buffet table.

… your turkey platter is an old hubcap.

… your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

… your stuffing’s secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

… your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

… side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

… you have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

… you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

… you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

… your secret family recipe is illegal.

… you serve Vienna sausage as an appetizer.


Ya'll enjoy!
Rich

 

And with that post you just reminded me of why I will NOT be going to the in-laws this year (or ever). lol

 

You need to embrace your inner-redneck.

 

and maybe your cousins...:mrgreen:

 

Moon Pies.. lol My SIL had them on her buffet at he wedding reception. There was a small sign behind them that said "Groom's Request" ... she ain't from 'round here.

 

I must be sophisticated since there is no mention of the spool or the road cones.

 

Road Cones... How'd you know about those? Somebody's been peekin in my kitchen window again!