Wanted: New Neighbor

Discussion in 'Discussion Group' started by Cleopatra, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    lol

    Wanted new neighbor (next door)

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    Date: 2010-04-29, 10:48AM EDT
    Reply to: sale-c2wsg-1716001891@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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    Need new neighbor to replace my current neighbor.
    Must be willing to cut your own grass and pick the trash up out of your yard. Cannot blast country music @any hour you choose. And CANNOT have any stupid lawn ornaments, IE pink flamingos, gnomes, etc.
    Need to have basic general knowledge of what it takes to " keep up" a home.
    Home is not yet available but I, my wife and kids, my mother and my siblings are praying.... hard.(we don't all live together. That would be gross.)
    I'll notify CL when we get our small miracle.
    Thanks for looking and feel free to join us in our prayers.
    P.S. If you know any spells, voodoo or witchcraft that might work for us let us know!!! I'm open to any suggestion!

    THANKS
     
  2. kdc1970

    kdc1970 Guest

    LMAO!!!! I so feel their pain!! :lol:
     
  3. JenniferK

    JenniferK Well-Known Member

    Hey! I resent that!

    The pink flamingos in my yard are because we just got "flocked" by our church youth group! They'll be gone in a few days....
     
  4. harleygirl

    harleygirl Well-Known Member

    LMAO!!!

    I know it's not ME. :lol:
     
  5. kaci

    kaci Well-Known Member

    LMAO, love it and Jen - do not bring those to my house!!!!
     
  6. JenniferK

    JenniferK Well-Known Member

    Hmm, I DO know where most of you live.....wonder who'll get flocked next??

    :mrgreen:


    After all, it is for a great cause.....
     
  7. mnredsky

    mnredsky Well-Known Member

    LMAO!!!!!!
     
  8. kaci

    kaci Well-Known Member

    and hey, the music playing at my house is definitely not country:lol::lol::lol:
     
  9. Oy Vayayay

    Oy Vayayay Well-Known Member

    Do they decorate the flamingos for Christmas and leave it there all year?
     
  10. AnnetteL

    AnnetteL Well-Known Member

    What about those "pretty" huge concrete easter basket looking things!
     
  11. CraigSPL

    CraigSPL Well-Known Member

    Same here.....though my neighbors on the other hand have a tendancy to blast the country when they get to drinking good on the weekends.
     
  12. turtlepits

    turtlepits Well-Known Member

    I no longer have my creepy neighbor. His wife kicked him out!! YAAA!!
     
  13. roca1216

    roca1216 Well-Known Member

    Hey Cleo,
    Glad we moved out. Rode by the old house the other day and say how bad it looked. :( all that work I put into that house.
     
  14. DontCareHowYouDoItInNY

    DontCareHowYouDoItInNY Well-Known Member

    I have a cross dresser on one side and New Jersey on the other. I'm going to move my trailer out to the country.
     
  15. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    KWYM, that started as soon as you moved. I was like "why buy a nice house with a nice yard and then mow it once a year?" You had a beautiful home.

    My old house... I hope when I drove by the other day the drained, uncovered pool was just a one day temporary thing.... Liners are expensive. The garden is just how I left it, stakes still in the ground. Had I known they did not have kids, I would have taken the sandbox with me - or maybe they have cats? lol

    Did you see the new house they crammed onto that lot by the pond?
     
  16. Sherry A.

    Sherry A. Well-Known Member

    Okay, I fess up. I will not take the flamingo out of the yard but I'll start blasting gospel music instead of country. Maybe a little gansta' rap.

    So sorry!

    Sherry
     
  17. roca1216

    roca1216 Well-Known Member

    I saw that house. Kinda crazy but I knew it was coming. We got out just in time.
     
  18. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

    Got out just in time for what?
     
  19. Cleopatra

    Cleopatra Well-Known Member

    Come on....
     
  20. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

    Honestly I am not following, got out just in time? Don't understand what that means.
     

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