Do I put it under 'Jokes tell them here" under "Political" or 'Where's Hugh LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! �IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. � �IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. � �IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. � �IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. � �IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. � �IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. � �IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. � �IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET �1 - A JOB, �2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, �3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, �4 – WELFARE �5 - FOOD STAMPS, �6 - CREDIT CARDS, �7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, �8 - FREE EDUCATION, �9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, �10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON �11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE �12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT ����I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
