How hot is it?

It's so hot that I saw a Rabbi, a penguin and a terrorist walk into a...
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ahhh, I got nuthin'.

...Whaddya got?

 

It's hotter than a 3-balled tomcat.

 

OH SH...! I needed that today! Thanks!

 

hotter than two foxes freakin in a forest fire....

 

hot enough to cause Tammy Faye's makeup to run.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Good gravy!! Is that an actual picture?? Unaltered?

 

it's so hot...

ICE CUBE turned into MR. T(ea)

 

Before she died she was looking pretty bad.

 

Probably not that great afterward, either......

 

She died? Oh yea, I remember that now....
I saw her eating in a food court in a mall in Florida one time. She was really friendly. She lived in the area.

DB's wife

 

It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

DB's wife

 

Now that I think about it, I think she got cancer or some such thing.

 

For PRM:

It's so hot, the squirrels are handling their nuts with potholders. :lol:

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

the cows are giving evaporated milk

 

....that the HABANERO peppers in my garden are hunting for shade.

 

found this one on-line :lol:

It was so hot Bill Clinton got a slurpee and then went to 7/11.

 

Its so hot the devil came just to warm up

 

the gal that does my hair said yesterday, she went to Emerald Pointe water park on Tuesday, and that it was so hot, she saw the devil himself in line for one of the slides....

LOL