Guys lose. The cricket wins. LOL

http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencenow/2010/11/scienceshot-largest-testes-found.html?ref=nf

:jester:

 

Jimeny is my nickname,

 

You know that based on the ratios a man who weighs 187 lbs. would have about 26 lbs. worth of manliness.


I'd hate to buy those jeans.

 

It's all in the skivvies

 

Now, how do I find the notoriously promiscuous human females? If testicle size attracts them I need to stop wearing pants.

 

If the cricket is to be the example, perhaps rubbing your legs together really fast? :mrgreen:

 

I would think the testicles would get in the way. :lol: Polentamafia might have hard time with that one too.