Just a quick run-down of thangs that I'll take with me from the past year. Never give a laxative to a cat, no matter how stopped up he seems to be. There aint no market for a "Jiggle the Handle" sign and you can't get a small business loan to open a one-stop shop for movie rentals, slurpees, and bait-n-ammo in this economy. NEVER clean a fish with an electric sander (it aint quicker or cleaner). Never trust a fart. A note on your windshield that says Parking Fine does not mean that you did a good job. I can now date someone half my age and not break any laws. Yall feel free to add to the list...
I would amend that... we all occasionally are guilty of that.... just get them out of the house before sunrise. Same for you ladies.:jester:
Oh yeah, and don't ask granny to leave her spit cup in the living room during the Thankgiving meal unless you are up for a 10 minute tongue lashin about how indoor plumbing has created a generation of "uppity" southern folks who forgot where they come from. To avoid both the spit cup and the tongue lashin, next year I gonna schedule the git together to conflict with granny's bowling tourney.
