We all know some texting short cuts such as BRB, LOL, CUL8R and stuff, but I have run across a list used by seniors that I wanted to share in case your grandma sends you a text. ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Serious article on how the folks did this in the Telegraph days to save money. http://m.boingboing.net/2011/01/20/how-american-farmers.html
They had her on GMA yesterday with her attorney. She was planning on suing the mall. But after she left GMA she had to go to court to face charges for identity theft. She had stolen a co workers credit card and charged 5k worth of goods at Target and Zales. The mall had fired the security guard who posted it on youtube. Also now according to the woman's attorney all she wants is an apology.
