I'm getting the message of: Sorry, something went wrong. We're working on getting this fixed as soon as we can.
Been online most of the day without any issues. You can always check here - http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/facebook.com.html
No, but one of my stated objectives is to die without a FaceBook page. Hopefully it will be a few years before I have to see the almighty Zuckerberg.
In no way would I ever wish you an early demise. But I wish you much luck in your venture, a lot people would probably be better off with the same objective.