Hello,I need help with a little problem. It's my pesky neighbors.I have lived in my neighborhood for many years. Now in the last few months 2 new sets of family's have move in. My huband (BTW my husband god bless his soul is not much of a man but he's trained :lol:withstupid: and I have gone over and introduced ourselves and tried to explained that I rule this neighbor .:beathorse: And then the other day I was in my garden acting like I was gardening and I looked up and one the neighbors husband had come home so I bend over in the garden and showed my big :ack: He looked over and started to vomit. He had the nerve to tell me to please go in and change in to something that covered my fat :ack:.That was all I could take its time for war. So what did I do next you ask....:cheers::cheers::cheers: some liquid courage in me and off I go. I started with one of the neighbors wives when she come home . I was taking pics. of her in her yard... then in her house to try to get something started yelling ''BRING IT ON'' Shoot that didn't work but she had gone over to the other neighbors house that was 2nd on the hit list. So i picked up my chairs and moved to my property line facing there house and told my DH :withstupid: to come over and not to show any fear.So I started with the pics. again we took 200+ before they budged but it worked here they came loaded for bear.Good I told my only friend to hide in the bushes and wait for them to say something incriminating. BRING IT ON I said your not man enough to take me.(I'M 6'5' 350LBS) I called all the names in the book an As hard as I tried I couldn't get them to cross the property line. I looked at my DH :withstupid: and said go call 9 eleven we will get the law out here and just tell them that they tried to harm us :evil:. 30mins. went by and no husband or law WTH . I check on my DH :withstupid: and found him crying in the corner. Whats wrong I said.. I couldn't find eleven on the phone so I couldn't call 9 eleven don't get mad and hit me again.:banghead::banghead::banghead: So later a officer arrived and I laid it on thick :twisted:. I thought I had them this but... WTH nooooooo the officer does a report and leave. Well thats was a waste of time so I went to bed and woke up early and went to church with my DH :withstupid: and kids. I prayed to god for my DH :withstupid: to grow a pair and for my neighbors to leave but it didn't work THANKS GOD U SHORTED ME AGAIN
What in the world!? :lol::lol::lol: Oh don't leave... Practically everyone here loves some drama and a freak show...come back!
I had a hard time reading it and understanding what she was saying with all the :beathorse::ack::banghead::withstupid::evil::lol: Seriously, I could have done without all those!
Girl, I couldn't understand half of it. Sounds like she belongs on an episode of the Jerry Springer show....
Is she for real? Or do you guys make up new names and profiles every week to make us laugh? Do you put your names in a hat and and draw? Man, the neighbor vomitted when he saw her big white arse out in the open, too funny.
i have a sneaking suspicion that this post was in response to someone complaining about their neighbor being creepy and watching her when she was in her yard. If so, then apparently her concerns were well founded. Weirdo.
