I've been laughing so hard since I found Twister's myspace page......... http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...ID=448052785&albumID=1187170&imageID=13132863 I guess they don't have mirrors at home All this time I've been waiting on a babysitter......Why didn't I think of this........... http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...ID=448052785&albumID=1290701&imageID=15723891 http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...ID=448052785&albumID=1290701&imageID=15723995
When I was a younger buck I went to that one off 95 past Benson with some fellers. Let's just say, if ugly were bricks they could build a mighty fine city-scape. This one fat chick came up to me to ask if I wanted a "dance". She was holding a dixie cup filled with soup... no lie. But the thing that ended our night was they had another lady get up to dance that was so ugly none of us wanted to see anything she had. We left cause I figured we'd end up borke tryin' to pay her to put her clothes back on. You could hardly tell where her butt ended and her face began. You coulda dipped her face in some dough and made halloween cookies. Okay, I'm done.