I saw this on Craigslist and thought it was a hoot!!! Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, as long last, our number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!! We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children in new homes this weekend! They are described as: One male - white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. His name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he will be do well in a new home. One female - white, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & happy (mostly). Gets along well with little boys but does not like to share her toys. She is house trained and would do best in a one child household. We really LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them. I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest.
